i beat off with old spice body wash one time and it got in my dick i think and it burnt like hell

Yes sir

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING ABOMINATIONS

that almost happened to me

but I washed it

I use my ex gfs vibrator on my dick when I get sad

before it burnt

I don't have a dick that looks like a worm

aight

you guys are fucking retarded

atleast i'm natural

and i can fap naturally

worm dick ugly dick worm dick ugly dick

jews told the foreskin goblin to steal my foreskin. I had no choice in the matter

cope

You are a minority now

thats what women say who have fucking armpit hair

you still have a choice

suicide

pepito youre just naturally micropenis'ed

get with it retard

do it

fucking kys

no one who is circumcised needs lotion to jerk off

FUCKING

KYS

only blac people do cuz they have ashy skin

no we dont

read

READ NIGGA READ

wait no i didnt read right

i'lm tired

i only dry jerk

its 1 am

Who cares just jerk off lmao

how does the smegma taste

you should get circumcized @Pepito

Just jerk off

folrick is jewish!!!

im not jewish

we still have the majority of the foreskin the head cover is just cut off and it fuses to the dick and you can still use it to jerk off