I'm probably as horny as I've ever been and now the "sexual economy" is as dead as the real one thanks to COVID

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almost had sex a couple weeks ago with that girl who was in an (((open relationship))) but what little is left of my moral compass stopped me

Pls post pic of 5 yr stash

this
but also don't dox yourself

and by that I mean please dox yourself kek

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Somewhere innawoods there is a guy who has no fucking clue that this corona thing is going on

>summer solstice is finally here
>time to do my biannual internet news check
>what the hell? 75 million dead?

>only 75?

>return to civilization to check news
>roads are empty
>store shelfs empty
>fast food places closed.

oh god oh fuck

giwtwm

I'm stocked up

I'm just scared

That's really all

How stocked up? @Ann Hiro

@bruhhh I don’t speak Spanish

long enough, and that's assuming the worst

If we run out, I'll have to go out

it's okay

I have maybe a few days worth lol

All my shit is with my dad

Kms

I’m just gonna raid niggas

That's me in South vs North Florida

all my friends/family are south
all my supplies are north

I’m in NC and all my shits in TX smh

so I'm gonna stay here and enjoy life as long as I can and then try to head back north when I feel like it's about to hit the fan

you know, harder than it has, anyway

it's like a 6 hour drive

fuck NC to TX though

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NC to TX is nothing

I don't know what I'll do when I have to kill a looter

I mean, I'll kill him

Kill a looter

That's for certain

Eat him

Just unsure of where my standing with God will be after the fact, I never did put much stock into him

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