Actually I'm based so I'm gonna be king

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Actually I’ll be your appointed leader

Thanks

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Democratically-appointed of course <:smug:676905802837262336>

I'll be your God emperor, your guardian, the focus of all your worship. You will name your children after me, and I will mate with your women.

fuck off genghis

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you had your time already

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>king

Nigga y’all some cringe ass spergs

No one in this chats gonna be king of anything besides their right hand

I could see maybe baron, or knight level if we’re talking feudally but damn bro

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Don’t hype up the boog thinking you can do shit

@Mikiepie FUCK YOU. I'm an *easy* shoe in for Chancellor, maybe even a Duke

Milkshake is the only one with any experience whatsoever

>duke

Now you’re reaching too high

Assuming every states territory is a kingdom, there would only be about 13 dukes

You're right Mikiepie, none of us would probably be kings

You’re telling me out of your county you’re the best or have the most connections

Now lords on the other hand

I could probably Jew my way into owning some land and maybe my grandkids could do shit

I will be /k/ing

But that’s the point of feudalism

in our /k/ompound

House>self

I am a servant of god.

Which is exactly why you need to find some fire bitches 😎😎

The only king is the holy spirit.

I will /k/opulate with your women, and raise your /k/illdren as my own

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Second point makes you a cuck but I get it

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*/k/uck

Crusader state when

NOW

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