You know you’re fucked if they find out right

“Awe man you were in the airforce?? Here, start at a higher rate than everyone else”

If you lied about your discharge that is

I didn’t

Then you good

You get a veterans discount?

I say it was an ADHD diagnosis 9 years prior to my enlistment

I technically count as a protected veteran <:topkek:673423443919634433> <:topkek:673423443919634433>

I don’t try veteran discounts

I respect veterans too much

I could practically walk into any branch tomorrow and start whenevz

lel

BUT I WON'T

I’m jealous with my 95 ASVAB score

I still can’t

I’ve got diagnosed anxiety, so I’d need a waiver

I think I was 92? 93? It was low 90 something

Hell yeah!

You can go into the drone program

Finished in 15 minutes kek

You have to be a retard to score below an 80

(national average is 40)

Exactly

>le 74 on my first try

US Army lower limit is 26

30, they had to raise it Bc of Congress if I remember

KEKEKEK

97

@UncleDrMrBaby join space force

non

I’ll buy your homestead off of you

If I ever officially re-enlisted, it would be back in the Marines.

If you get into space force

If I unofficially re-enlisted, I'd join a local militia

>le space marines

Also the biggest scam in history is the us reserves

no that would be the federal reserve

I get paid more working fast food than army reserve personnel

With less hours of work

Can I just say. CIA sounds way cooler

???