Fuck that south american bullshit

only steers and queers come from Texas

okay well is it even slightly near a city

and my wife is from Texas......

yes we have established I am indeed a queer

wife with dong

Its near Tulsa

2nd largest city in state

I know what tulsa is lmao

How far tho, I aint a commuter

Just making sure. You're Texan, afterall.

My first apartment was basically downtown. I paid $380/mo for a 1 bedroom

DISGUSTING

i would love to see pics of it tbh

last apartment before the house was a 1300sq ft 'luxury' apartment

2 bedroom, 2.5 bath

on a golf course

*private golf course

$850/mo

nice

I had basically the same besides it was 2 bath super nice apartment in Indianapolis on a golf course for 900

I hate the city, i hate apartments, and I *especially* hate golfers...

...but living on a golf course is titty city

what kind of man doesnt like golf

oh wait you said golfers

do you at least like golf?

Well you obviously like golf. You're gay.

golfing is for chads man

925$ 3 bedroom 2 bath full house 1 car full garage, decent backyard and front yard, side yards

daytona

I like hangin' wit' mah bruhs and slammin' brewskis, but i'm not doing it in spicy dress shoes with expensive sticks.

golf apparel is remarkably comfy fuck you

I'd rather go shooting, fishing, camping, or go to an auction house

(i almost exclusively wear golf shirts)

I would agree with you on every single point there, I just also happen to like golf as well

It's 97' here in the winter, golf/fishing apparel is required unless you like heat stroke

except for auction house, I've only done online auctions so far

Florida is way too hot even for me

I'm a putt-putt GOD. I CANNOT BE BEAT.

Never played a proper round of golf.

Didn't have the patience.