-whois @April

huh

you can do that?

no usernames

other than april

Imagine wasting your most valuable asset at a bullshit job

but my job isn't bullshit

so...

My name is april. why would I go by anything else?

People need to work to survive

society needs work to survive

I work

As little as necessary

lazy communist loser

you think jacking off all day

will make the world go around

Yea, I know what has value...

whos gonna make the porn?

the Lube?

When you are old and dying, you will remember me 🙂

the Tissues?

the force behind his ejaculate will propel the Earth

porn is unethical

Very unethical

yes

should be killed

Who?

You talking to yourself over there, hatecrime?

porn producers

Oh

I dont know about killing them...if we killed everyone that deserved it, would anyone be left?

porn is a result of capitalism

what's your favorite kind of porn?

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You never know, they might be a backbone for an actual nonprofit

if you want it to end, you need to end mandatory employment

There has always been porn

porn should be banned

what's your fav kind though

Bukkake?