Message from Felix in Anticom #general


2017-04-13 05:48:19 UTC  

Why the fuck do you keep moving to my state then?

2017-04-13 05:48:25 UTC  

I want a mega tsunami 50 million metres tall to wipe out california and kill every Democrat

2017-04-13 05:48:33 UTC  

^ agreed

2017-04-13 05:48:44 UTC  

Teach the Republicans how to swim first though

2017-04-13 05:48:59 UTC  

Republicans get a free ride out

2017-04-13 05:49:18 UTC  

*or*

2017-04-13 05:49:32 UTC  

Is Feinstein still alive?

2017-04-13 05:49:34 UTC  

We shatter the north American tectonic plate to drift california out to sea

2017-04-13 05:49:44 UTC  

unfortunately yes it is

2017-04-13 05:49:50 UTC  

Jesus

2017-04-13 05:49:56 UTC  

Then we use California as a chemical/nuclear weapons site

2017-04-13 05:50:08 UTC  

Not evacuating Democrats beforehand of course

2017-04-13 05:50:08 UTC  

We can't

2017-04-13 05:50:12 UTC  

i want to see it get stabbed by a black guy lol

2017-04-13 05:50:16 UTC  

We signed a treaty to do no more nukes

2017-04-13 05:50:17 UTC  

Why do Californians keep voting for feinstein

2017-04-13 05:50:19 UTC  

nuke tests*

2017-04-13 05:50:31 UTC  

I heard it's spawn is even worse

2017-04-13 05:50:46 UTC  

Who cares what californians think

2017-04-13 05:50:51 UTC  

that's it, nuke socal

2017-04-13 05:50:53 UTC  

Honestly, I think we should just grant Cali their independence. In 5 years after they're fallen into third-world status under the burden of their bloated welfare system and mass importation of illegal aliens, re-conquering them will be a piece of cake

2017-04-13 05:50:56 UTC  

Fucking make Jefferson already

2017-04-13 05:51:02 UTC  

The electoral college fucking cares

2017-04-13 05:51:07 UTC  

Get your shit together

2017-04-13 05:51:12 UTC  

So cali republicans don't have to be bunched in with the Democrats

2017-04-13 05:51:52 UTC  

The US without California would cripple the US economy in hindsight

2017-04-13 05:52:04 UTC  

The amount of oil they produce is mad

2017-04-13 05:52:31 UTC  

And silicon valley

2017-04-13 05:52:39 UTC  

Ya I'm sure North Dakota, Texas, and Alaska couldn't pick up the slack.

2017-04-13 05:53:00 UTC  

They could definitely work but California hold a mass amount of resources

2017-04-13 05:53:07 UTC  

And Austin is already referred to as the next silicon valley

2017-04-13 05:53:08 UTC  

We don't have to expunge california

2017-04-13 05:53:13 UTC  

We expunge the people living there

2017-04-13 05:53:21 UTC  

Put in republican colonists

2017-04-13 05:53:28 UTC  

It's all a moot point. No President wants to be the first in history to allow the union to divide, especially not Trump. Abraham Lincoln launched a war that killed 600,000 to avoid that embarrassing distinction

2017-04-13 05:53:32 UTC  

All your tech heads are moving here for cheap cost of living

2017-04-13 05:53:49 UTC  

Then they vote for the same bullshit that made them move in the first place

2017-04-13 05:53:57 UTC  

Texas is turning Democrat

2017-04-13 05:53:57 UTC  

Yup

2017-04-13 05:54:06 UTC  

Texas is the next California, Mark my words

2017-04-13 05:54:18 UTC  

Fuck off with your accurate predictions