Message from @celarion

Discord ID: 692999009157251103


2020-03-27 07:17:49 UTC  

I definitely GM Star Wars

2020-03-27 07:18:10 UTC  

@celarion this is your assigned profile picture

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/692995868550496316/2e89922f1239b0630f8b0ce39ab95f7f-700.png

2020-03-27 07:18:16 UTC  

lol

2020-03-27 07:18:20 UTC  

the 30 minutes have expired

2020-03-27 07:18:22 UTC  

you are now gay

2020-03-27 07:18:48 UTC  

your honor, death

2020-03-27 07:18:51 UTC  

..is that

2020-03-27 07:19:14 UTC  

Okay, yeah. For a second i thought you might actually be able to

2020-03-27 07:19:21 UTC  

you have a 50/50 chance of that being a man

2020-03-27 07:19:22 UTC  

That's how fucking lost I am

2020-03-27 07:19:28 UTC  

you have to do it

2020-03-27 07:26:33 UTC  

I begin to understand why my grandfather beat me

2020-03-27 07:27:19 UTC  

This shit is confusing. Either I dont have the same icons or.. I don't fucking know

2020-03-27 07:27:44 UTC  

Worst apocalypse ever. 3/10

2020-03-27 07:27:46 UTC  

Screenshot and we’ll guide you to victory

2020-03-27 07:28:45 UTC  

Oh fuck that. I might be old but I'm young enough to know old people dox themselves with a sideways glance

2020-03-27 07:29:04 UTC  

you dont even have 10 years on the majority of this server

2020-03-27 07:29:40 UTC  

who’s next in line?

2020-03-27 07:29:49 UTC  

Hartek?

2020-03-27 07:30:05 UTC  

Maybe Faulkner

2020-03-27 07:30:39 UTC  

First, a decade is small solace for not finding a circled icon

2020-03-27 07:30:52 UTC  

Second, Faulkner is a boss name

2020-03-27 07:32:40 UTC  

I'm p sure we have someone in here older than Hartek and Faulkner

2020-03-27 07:33:44 UTC  

Yeah I’m 78

2020-03-27 07:33:54 UTC  

tjon

2020-03-27 07:34:04 UTC  

tjon is a pagan deity

2020-03-27 07:34:08 UTC  

0

2020-03-27 07:34:12 UTC  

he is 5,000,000 years old

2020-03-27 07:34:37 UTC  

Architect was like 45

2020-03-27 07:34:48 UTC  

peace be upon him

2020-03-27 07:34:55 UTC  

Same with Denton

2020-03-27 07:35:06 UTC  

Like high 30s

2020-03-27 07:36:47 UTC  

nah man architect was mid 30s at best

2020-03-27 07:36:50 UTC  

denton i think just broke 30

2020-03-27 07:37:19 UTC  

I'm not particularly old, I just have my life together.

2020-03-27 07:37:56 UTC  

people tend to think you're a boomer when you dont live in a shanty and can do more than eat out 3 times a day and work at the sprint store

2020-03-27 07:39:11 UTC  

Garth Brooks said it best, "Being a square is the coolest thing there is."

2020-03-27 07:39:22 UTC  

the fact that having $5000 in savings puts you ahead of 80% of people under 25 is just horrifying

2020-03-27 07:40:18 UTC  

Nigga I'm thinking if buying a house on ten acres in he middle of nowhere

2020-03-27 07:40:48 UTC  

Dig a fiber drop in and get my IT buddies to rent and pay the mortgage while they work from home and shoot off the balcony

2020-03-27 07:41:13 UTC  

based IT defence turret