Message from @Trolly
Discord ID: 695827123956482048
*Kid's got an arm like a cannon, marie*
It's a really simple diagram
How do you not get it
^
very cute
post this on your fb and wait for the fireworks:
I have COVID-19 and I’ve had chest colds that put me down harder. I’m under 40 and healthy, so I’m not saying it’s a cake walk for everyone.... I’m just saying take reasonable precautions for yourself and your family situation, unplug from the doomsday media.... and live your life. Fever and cough were my last symptoms to develop. Don’t use that as your benchmark for staying home. If you start to feel sick, just stay home in case. Everyone needs to remember... It really will be fine in the end unless you're some fat fuck with diabetes or hypertension in which case you're utterly useless to society and should just shuffle off this mortal coil.
Notes: Healthcare worker, tested because of symptoms and verified positive for COVID-19.
this is unironically a felony
cite the statutory elements or git
Its now a domestic terror charge to claim you have it falsely
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I'm gonna COOOOOOOOF
> Its now a domestic terror charge to claim you have it falsely
@Solar proofs
ummm...that's always been a domestic terrorism charge
what has been
claiming you have covid19?
are you gonna be a fucking nigger for the rest of your life
yes, you and your mother
@glacial pace ill find it, google is full of *IF YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS CLICK HERE*
i know some guy got hit with one for trying to coof on the cops and claiming he had it
heres an arrest
yeah, the orthodox jew dude who tried to hoard 7 MILLION n95 masks
This character is me
Literally me,
do niggas not have coffee machines
or a pot
smh
maybe he doesn't have coffee beans
this niggas lackin beans
Because he didn't buy them, obviously.
ngl i've been getting coffee and a donut at shipleys like every other morning
Daily reminder any newfag who sources or owns a /gq/ relic gets access, so far these are the identfied relics
>Issued NWUIII Apron
>Arcteryx cowboy boots
>Tim Hortons Kandahar merch
>Berry Aviation hats
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot