Message from @L_U_K_E

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2020-03-23 21:05:47 UTC  

me

2020-03-23 21:05:51 UTC  

EVERYWHERE

2020-03-23 21:06:24 UTC  

Hihi

2020-03-23 21:06:32 UTC  

mean

2020-03-23 21:06:39 UTC  

uk fucked themselves with lockdown

2020-03-23 21:06:58 UTC  

Ily 2

2020-03-23 22:43:22 UTC  
2020-03-23 23:24:43 UTC  
2020-03-23 23:24:56 UTC  

Lolololol

2020-03-24 00:19:32 UTC  

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2020-03-24 03:05:26 UTC  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = massradius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,0006,371,000.8^2 = 1.542410^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kgm^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=Iomega= 8.04×10^37 kgm^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.8628610^33.

5.8628610^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.75210^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

2020-03-24 04:11:33 UTC  

I have one question

2020-03-24 04:11:36 UTC  

Why?

2020-03-24 04:11:59 UTC  

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2020-03-24 04:15:15 UTC  

Because Thomas says no to dying.

2020-03-24 04:41:02 UTC  

The Mr Rogers of Firearms Safety

2020-03-24 07:28:14 UTC  

I have written a song and do not take this seriously

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2020-03-24 07:29:28 UTC  

Pretty good

2020-03-24 07:29:34 UTC  

It's Corona Time

2020-03-24 09:53:53 UTC  

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1241800198684168192 retarded zoomer licks everything he sees

2020-03-24 13:18:57 UTC  

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2020-03-24 13:19:17 UTC  

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2020-03-24 13:19:46 UTC  

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2020-03-24 13:19:53 UTC  

there you go @L_U_K_E

2020-03-24 13:28:39 UTC  

oh

2020-03-24 13:28:39 UTC  

my

2020-03-24 13:28:41 UTC  

goddess

2020-03-24 13:28:50 UTC  

blonde mina does a birthday vlive

2020-03-24 13:28:53 UTC  

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

2020-03-24 14:41:41 UTC  

THANK YOU UNCLE

2020-03-24 14:41:46 UTC  

OH MY LORD SHE IS SO HOT

2020-03-24 14:41:54 UTC  

Thai people are surprisingly hot

2020-03-24 14:59:54 UTC  

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2020-03-24 16:01:52 UTC  

anybody know how I can verify my anon twitter account without phone number? It wont let me use burner numbers from the websites Ive tries

2020-03-24 16:03:31 UTC  

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2020-03-24 16:07:38 UTC  

commie alert!

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2020-03-24 16:08:58 UTC  

yes