Message from @EK | Moon
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No wonder people abort there kids
Pizza crust is merely an "edible" handle for the slice
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That's why you eat it last
Or you get grease all over your hands
Stupid ass
You just asked why there is crust on a pizza?
If I wanted to eat boring flavorless bread id order breadsticks
Retard breadsticks have butter and shit on them
How dumb are you?
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Its there to reduce the grease I get on my hand and to be thrown away 😎
Your so retarded
You first ask why there is crust on a pizza
I didnt
Second say breadsticks are flavorless
The beauty of a text conversation is that you can simply read the history and see I didnt say that
You basically said that
Basically I didnt
Asking why they dont put any toppings on the crust
...
because then your shit falls off...
Nah
Hasnt for me
Not your crappy litter caesers pizza where its super glued on
Yuck
Try having some good pizza
Little ceasers is a miracle for staying in business
Chicago style pizza try eating that upside down
Dominos has good crust
The crust is there to soak up the grease in your stomach and
Ill eat that with a fork and Ill still make sure the toppings touch my tongue first
It gives something to hold onto
Why
And decent pasta tbh
Just why
You eat the crust first exactly because it's the less good part of the pizza
Save the best for last
The tip is the best
Then you get grease all over your fingers