It’s so easy to stop drinking the soy and become a chad alpha hero

You don’t need to cut it off!

Too late, dick gone. Call me murpplette.

***It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane***

Murpple.

*murpplette

murpple after this chat

good news guys! turns out my dick is intact, just circumcised myself!

thoughts?

omg toasty!!

based?

Toasty, quick question if you dont mind

yes

Do trans people deserve to exist?

No.

powerful statement, care to elaborate?

Does anybody want to hear about my pinkie toe

EU has more people than US and Obama server is filled with Europeans

You go in there and say unregulated free speech is good and guns are a human right and you end up banned

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that's not based

do you know what is based

my pinkie toe

do you want to hear about it

Dunking on commies is pretty based

I broke my pinkie toe three days ago and it looks like a grape

isn't that cool

does it taste like grapes though

thats the important question

I assume it would taste like blood

hmm but you wont know until you try

you want a taste

Sure, just wipe it off

gotta be sanitary ya know

A man in florida would be interested

have a pic of that saved on my phone, gave me a roit giggle

#maga

idk what kag means

oh