I've love to write news articles for TD

"Eugenics King Bill Gates Kicks Back $150M to the Victims of the Virus He Helped Create"

> "They just needed lower birth rates" said Gates

I’d imagine a donald newspaper would just be the Babylon bee

^forgot about those beautiful bastards, best mailing list I've ever subscribed to.

latest article: "Obama announces he is no longer responsible for the economy"

Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister

https://babylonbee.com/news/omar-says-she-completely-understands-biden-confusing-his-wife-and-sister

like they just mine gold over there, all day

That’s great

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/harvey-weinstein-jennifer-aniston-should-be-killed-unsealed-court-docs

Wow that's terrible. Regardless of her politics ( I don't know ) Aniston just seems like a good person :\

I honestly hope that Bernie keeps running every four years so that the Democratic Party is split for every presidential election.

Think he can take another backstab? They're bound to catch up with his commie heart at some point... wait..

82 year old running for pres eh?

What do you think, for the recession?

If Bernie doesn’t drop out after the debate he’ll split the vote

BREAKING: Oprah Winfrey goes into hiding after Weinstein sentencing, can't find a bush big enough to hide her fat ass behind

@Esther If he doesn't drop out by the debate he'll split in half. The dude probably remembers what Alexander III of Russia was like in person.

https://nationalinterest.org/feature/china-threatens-throw-america-mighty-sea-coronavirus-130877

If you think pharma drug supplies MIGHT be a strategic resource we shouldn't have outsourced to China, raise your hand

CDC can't get working test kits. The main reagent is on back-order from China.

Epic sick moment

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/why-airport-screening-wont-stop-spread-coronavirus

https://defence-blog.com/news/u-s-air-force-f-22-fighters-intercept-russian-tu-142.html

https://www.timesofisrael.com/russia-launches-floating-nuclear-reactor-in-arctic-despite-warnings/

they've been sailing this fucking nuclear barge near our shores

https://youtu.be/xWISyLpF8yg

https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE

LMFAO

Sorry for slow mode peeps. But this shit is too funny.

Trump needs to go hard during the general election cycle. Especially in the recently flipped rust belt states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8IfsczVYZ0

Hairy Legs!

> Trump needs to go hard during the general election cycle. Especially in the recently flipped rust belt states
@Nathan trump needs to have some indictments come down

DOeS TrUmp HaVe AnY eNdoRSemEnts? That's WhaT I thOuGht CoNsErvItArDs

The American People: Am I a joke to you?

Pretty sure trumps whole family endorses him by default...also Pence...

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1237469755491131397?s=19

Greatest president ever

If any mods are here, I'm sending my request for them to tell the Reddit admins to take that mod list and shove it up their commie asses.

Oh did they release a list? Betcha their twitters are definitely not full of crazed leftist ranting