I have a butterknife in my car. That count?

Na, the blade is only loke 3”

The longer I think about this virus, the more I think it's overblown nonsense by the CCP, WHO and our media.

Hey.its not about the size. its how you use it.

I mean

That what my ex said

Unless you sharpened that shite, you ain’t gonna do nothin but spread butter with it

Uh oh

@☕Imako☕ it is. And cos of the people panicing cos MSM more people got it. People in uk catched it when they when out panic buying

@Pepe The Frog that's why I use it <:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

Makes sense, and I also blame our Mayor De Blasio

Sometimes if I'm feeling greedy. Jam

Spread butter with that

but that's beside the point. Kelleyanne brought up the data coming from China, and how experts are now saying it's exaggerated, as we'd be seeing millions dead at this point.

I want to spread butter. Not skin my toast and hang it on my wall

I also have an M9 Bayonet <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

WHO peddles the narrative that it IS deadly, and the media disseminates that information, effectively shutting our economy down as China's goes up from their false perceived recovery.

Why would you need a bayonet <:trumpwitchlul:624684793422020624>

@Pepe The Frog

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Why not bruh, you find an M16 on a dead guy in the middle of the Boogaloo, and you need a sharp thing on the end

@☕Imako☕ tbh it's all MSM doing. They made people panic. panic makes it worst

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<:trumpsalute:624684793547849788> slowmode is so gay

yo crit

REAL AMERICA HOURS. BRITBONGS GO TO SLEEP

@Captain Dank yessir?

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just sayin wassup

They're in lockdown too, and Pytokonda is probably just a night owl.

Lul

@Captain Dank oh

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FUCK I want to go back to managing my cafe <:sadpepe:387385860758437908>

No work so not sleepy

damn delay

Imagine being british in 2020

Sleeping pattern going to be fucked

@☕Imako☕ ooh i did that once a while ago, it was fun
i used to make the darkest of dark roasts

@Pepe The Frog

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@criticalMass Oh neat, we used fien sumatra up until a while ago, then it got too expensive cause of all dis. Had to switch to medium roast