Message from @saturn broker

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2020-03-27 16:54:13 UTC  

he invented the good one

2020-03-27 16:54:16 UTC  

I guess we cant use paper or gun powder anymore because china invented those things

2020-03-27 16:54:31 UTC  

You really believe he used a kite and a key. You can try it out if you want. Next time there is lightning

2020-03-27 16:54:32 UTC  

Ben Franklin likely had a British accent

2020-03-27 16:54:52 UTC  

@lima429 ik he when crying to the French to help Vs us

2020-03-27 16:55:08 UTC  

Crying to French <:trumplaugh:666855109644386314>

2020-03-27 16:55:12 UTC  

That was for the bitches

2020-03-27 16:55:25 UTC  

French girls <:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

2020-03-27 16:55:41 UTC  

Guess he likes hairy woman

2020-03-27 16:56:18 UTC  

lol hairy women that smell like garlic

2020-03-27 16:56:48 UTC  

To be fair. He looked like the person to have some weird fetishes

2020-03-27 16:57:34 UTC  

Imagine living in a country that cant even protect its prime minister from coronavirus

2020-03-27 16:57:46 UTC  

Faraday, a Brit, put electricity in a wire. Edison put it in a bulb. Tesla put it on the Eiffel Tower from his lab in Colorado

2020-03-27 16:57:51 UTC  

sounds like a 3rd world country

2020-03-27 16:58:26 UTC  

Imagine thinking he will die from it? Plus even if he did. Raab would lead and EU would be fucked

2020-03-27 16:58:57 UTC  

Imagine getting defensive over it <:trumpbump:624684186342653953>

2020-03-27 16:59:15 UTC  

That not defending it. Just saying

2020-03-27 16:59:41 UTC  

ladies, settle down

2020-03-27 17:00:06 UTC  

If I was defensive would of said something like he always on frontline so ofc he would catch it. But I when with raab EU fked talk

2020-03-27 17:00:26 UTC  

Boris not that old. He will live

2020-03-27 17:00:27 UTC  

why dont we just invade the middle east as white immigrants

2020-03-27 17:00:51 UTC  

bc it THEIR dirt plot

2020-03-27 17:00:52 UTC  

@saturn broker you can. I need walk loicense

2020-03-27 17:00:56 UTC  

well we would have to assimilate and convert @saturn broker

2020-03-27 17:01:07 UTC  

you mean they would have to assimilate to us

2020-03-27 17:01:12 UTC  

that isn't a requirement here, not sure why.

2020-03-27 17:01:24 UTC  

embrace diversity

2020-03-27 17:01:31 UTC  

CHANGE

2020-03-27 17:07:42 UTC  

@lima429 is this you? Don't lie to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693144231136460850/Whoops_my_Anarchy_symbol.mp4

2020-03-27 17:08:13 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-27 17:08:47 UTC  

Please tell me Trump is not going to sign this bill

2020-03-27 17:09:09 UTC  

i need hope

2020-03-27 17:09:43 UTC  
2020-03-27 17:11:15 UTC  

holy shit its the squidbillies guy

2020-03-27 17:20:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693147383562895420/shut_the_fuck_up_jreg.mp4

2020-03-27 17:24:46 UTC  

Imagine if Trump gets kung flu.

2020-03-27 17:26:26 UTC  

He Polly will. But with best doctors around and he is very healthy he will be ok

2020-03-27 17:27:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665554472906391583/693149145015386213/1585281413047.jpg

2020-03-27 17:31:32 UTC  

@TurboNerd hes been tested twice so far

2020-03-27 17:42:46 UTC  

no worries guys, Im back

2020-03-27 17:56:51 UTC  

"There's only a 99.5% I'll live"

Ffty