Message from @John Lemon

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2020-03-27 21:45:05 UTC  

Canadian Tire sounds absurdly silly lol

2020-03-27 21:45:44 UTC  

Also half of your government is appointed by the General whatever who is appointed by the Queen?

2020-03-27 21:46:59 UTC  

Two things happened. A customer was trying to buy a rifle and the bolt handle was rusty. I agreed with the customer and told my boss we should give him a discount. Got reprimanded. Second one was a mother coming in to buy hockey skates for her son (I lived in a very blue collar area at the time) and I explained she should go with used skates till he stops growing and not buy the expensive shit new. Little did I know my boss was down the aisle over her shoulder, bitch leaned out and gave me neck cutting motion. That was the last straw.

2020-03-27 21:47:47 UTC  

Canada is full of scum bags, honestly. We are 'polite' but actually inside a lot more selfish than Americans.

2020-03-27 21:47:49 UTC  

Canadian Tire is a retarded company

2020-03-27 21:48:55 UTC  

Abso-lutely

2020-03-27 21:49:42 UTC  

Apparently your national postal system is basically controlled by Amazon

2020-03-27 21:50:04 UTC  

Mmmm. Our post is government owned as far as I know, but it ships mostly amazon packages lol.

2020-03-27 21:50:20 UTC  

Our postal system kicks the shit out of USPS but its still not great

2020-03-27 21:50:31 UTC  

My Canadian friend, if what he says is correct, describes the Canadian economy as mostly being American influenced

2020-03-27 21:50:41 UTC  

It's true

2020-03-27 21:50:44 UTC  

Our dollar went to shit after the Corona hit.

2020-03-27 21:50:58 UTC  

"The Republican party, as we noted at the beginning of the book, is an insurgent outlier. It has become ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition, all but declaring war on the government. The Democratic party, while no paragon of civic virtue, is more ideologically centered and diverse, protective of the government's role as it developed over the course of the last century, open to incremental changes in policy fashioned through bargaining with the Republicans, and less disposed to or adept at take-no-prisoners conflict between parties. This is asymmetry between the parties, which journalists and scholars often brush aside or whitewash in a quest for "balance", constitutes a huge obstacle to effective governance." - Norm Ornstein Political Scientist, Non biased, ranked 100 top minds.

2020-03-27 21:51:01 UTC  

Something like 40% of the economy of Ontario is directly dependent on trade with the US

2020-03-27 21:51:09 UTC  

The only reason the dollar is climbing again is because of the injection that trump did to your economy.

2020-03-27 21:51:19 UTC  
2020-03-27 21:51:26 UTC  

You're entirely right. Trump is so good at what he is doing, its actually helping Canada.

2020-03-27 21:51:31 UTC  

Yeah it sounds like Ontario is a satellite economy of the US

2020-03-27 21:51:42 UTC  

Google CAD to USD and look at the chart. You will see exactly the effect I am talking about.

2020-03-27 21:51:49 UTC  

We might as well buy it

2020-03-27 21:52:02 UTC  

@Kako PLEASEEE ANEX ONTARIO

2020-03-27 21:52:05 UTC  

but do we want the responsibility

2020-03-27 21:52:22 UTC  

We can deport the people there we don’t like to Quebec

2020-03-27 21:52:27 UTC  

"The Republican party, as we noted at the beginning of the book, is an insurgent outlier. It has become ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition, all but declaring war on the government. The Democratic party, while no paragon of civic virtue, is more ideologically centered and diverse, protective of the government's role as it developed over the course of the last century, open to incremental changes in policy fashioned through bargaining with the Republicans, and less disposed to or adept at take-no-prisoners conflict between parties. This is asymmetry between the parties, which journalists and scholars often brush aside or whitewash in a quest for "balance", constitutes a huge obstacle to effective governance." - Norm Ornstein Political Scientist, Non biased, ranked 100 top minds.

2020-03-27 21:52:31 UTC  

sounds good

2020-03-27 21:52:37 UTC  

They may even leave on their own!

2020-03-27 21:53:04 UTC  

what do we do about quebec afterwards?

2020-03-27 21:53:12 UTC  

This is why it was a big deal when President Trump was threatening to make a trade deal with Mexico while excluding Canada

2020-03-27 21:53:26 UTC  

Why can't I post on the subreddit anymore?

2020-03-27 21:53:32 UTC  

Quebec can just be sold to Boris Johnson

2020-03-27 21:53:38 UTC  

"The Republican party, as we noted at the beginning of the book, is an insurgent outlier. It has become ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition, all but declaring war on the government. The Democratic party, while no paragon of civic virtue, is more ideologically centered and diverse, protective of the government's role as it developed over the course of the last century, open to incremental changes in policy fashioned through bargaining with the Republicans, and less disposed to or adept at take-no-prisoners conflict between parties. This is asymmetry between the parties, which journalists and scholars often brush aside or whitewash in a quest for "balance", constitutes a huge obstacle to effective governance." - Norm Ornstein Political Scientist, Non biased, ranked 100 top minds.

2020-03-27 21:53:50 UTC  

Half of them want to be European again anyhow

2020-03-27 21:54:08 UTC  

yikes. well if thats the move then we need to buy greenland

2020-03-27 21:54:12 UTC  

As my friend often says “we fought to keep our dependence”

2020-03-27 21:54:52 UTC  

i actually love the idea of buying greenland

2020-03-27 21:55:25 UTC  

at least from what i read about it

2020-03-27 21:55:30 UTC  

Actually there has been some real talk here about Alberta, Manitoba, and Saskathcewan separating from Canada. Very unlikely but they are using it as an ugly stick.

2020-03-27 21:55:32 UTC  

I love the idea of just taking Greenland because Denmark can do exactly nothing about it.