Message from @TurboNerd

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2020-03-28 05:33:46 UTC  
2020-03-28 05:33:49 UTC  

He may be in the proper wing, but he just seems like a fucking mope.

2020-03-28 05:34:03 UTC  

i'm not a fuckin simp yo.

2020-03-28 05:34:15 UTC  

He seems like somebody who acts like a mope because he is a good politician

2020-03-28 05:34:19 UTC  

men look up to me hellas

2020-03-28 05:34:33 UTC  

He likes to have fun. And not scared to look like a fool

2020-03-28 05:34:46 UTC  

I only open doors for the homies, Aint gonna get caught in that sexist door opening

2020-03-28 05:34:48 UTC  

He is ... gasp, self aware...

2020-03-28 05:35:00 UTC  

<:PepeLaugh:556347419151826974>

2020-03-28 05:35:16 UTC  

Well he left his country awfully unprepared.

2020-03-28 05:35:19 UTC  

In America we impeach self aware politicians

2020-03-28 05:35:38 UTC  

Nancy would bust Boris’s balls if she could

2020-03-28 05:35:42 UTC  

some days i accidentally let them through. and ooooooh. if they dont say thank you immediately...

Lights out with a jim beam bottle

2020-03-28 05:36:11 UTC  

in the middle of mcdonalds

2020-03-28 05:36:17 UTC  

Queue the thot "Oooh I like the sound of that, not that I know what you'd do after you knocked me out πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ "

2020-03-28 05:36:47 UTC  

<:hmm:624681486045675530> <:npc:624688733240950834>

2020-03-28 05:37:14 UTC  

The election of Boris Johnson was the reason I stopped viewing the UK as a lost cause

2020-03-28 05:37:17 UTC  

He will say what he wants as well. Letterboxes <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-03-28 05:37:31 UTC  

Anyone got any "Don't be a cutie pie" memes yet? <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-03-28 05:37:38 UTC  

The man saved the UK from being another failed EU state

2020-03-28 05:37:41 UTC  

I may have been confusing him a little bit with Tony Blair for a sec. Its been getting loopy all couped up in here.

2020-03-28 05:37:52 UTC  

ran out of lithium?

2020-03-28 05:38:04 UTC  

Reason everyone voted for him cos he a clown but he a clown that loves the uk

2020-03-28 05:38:10 UTC  

Ran out of Propylene Glycol and Vegetable Glycerin

2020-03-28 05:38:19 UTC  

i feel that

2020-03-28 05:38:25 UTC  

@Pytokonda 🐏 You've got me. Thats a perfect leader.

2020-03-28 05:38:33 UTC  

Everyone is lowkey simping for Maykayla lol

2020-03-28 05:38:43 UTC  

I sacrifice one of my 'chips' in your honor.

2020-03-28 05:38:44 UTC  

no dude fuck that i hate women

2020-03-28 05:38:44 UTC  

Is there even any hope to retake Londanistan at this point? How the fuck would they even fix that cuckening?

2020-03-28 05:38:59 UTC  

Fuck bro same, Wanna have a gay orgy?!

2020-03-28 05:39:10 UTC  

for the bois?

2020-03-28 05:39:17 UTC  

For, and with.

2020-03-28 05:39:23 UTC  

@TurboNerd Now thats the real question. With Sadiq Khan being where he is, elected by his own... not likely.

2020-03-28 05:39:26 UTC  

hell yeah bro. hell yeah

2020-03-28 05:39:34 UTC  

@TurboNerd no but ya. But full brexit and the cuntbag mayor need to be voted out

2020-03-28 05:39:34 UTC  

London is no more fucked than say New York City, Chicago, Washington DC, San Francisco ... and so on

2020-03-28 05:39:34 UTC  

<:trumpsalute:624684793547849788> see you there king

2020-03-28 05:39:49 UTC  

I actually got the weird feeling Makayla was trying to get us to say gay things about Trump. Full tinfoil, tbh.