Message from @cheese loaf

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2020-04-02 19:57:40 UTC  

Like I'd lug my massive fucking bible through the desert

2020-04-02 19:57:44 UTC  

Cause they’ll execute you if they catch u with it

2020-04-02 19:57:54 UTC  

fax

2020-04-02 19:57:56 UTC  

Nah but it will binder relations

2020-04-02 19:57:57 UTC  

So we had to pick a religion to learn abt and write a whole day abt it, and I was like hey we get to criticize it for a paragraph, and I used to be more retarded and wanted to trigger ppl

2020-04-02 19:58:01 UTC  

incase youre new vin is a cult leader and we worship him

2020-04-02 19:58:18 UTC  

what

2020-04-02 19:58:24 UTC  

They execute an American then there would be hell to pay, plus they'd lose their funding and contracts

2020-04-02 19:58:34 UTC  

What abt a pocket bible that nobody sees

2020-04-02 19:58:58 UTC  

I just dont bother, mine stayed in the truck

2020-04-02 19:59:09 UTC  

You Christian?

2020-04-02 19:59:15 UTC  

No, Agnostic

2020-04-02 19:59:17 UTC  

just one more thing to worry about

2020-04-02 19:59:40 UTC  

I’m Christian bc “yeah why not”

2020-04-02 19:59:52 UTC  

catholic

2020-04-02 20:00:00 UTC  

so christian really

2020-04-02 20:00:04 UTC  

I have primarily Christian and Catholic in my platoon, so if one of them gets killed I can bless them off hopefully before they pass

2020-04-02 20:00:13 UTC  

Never had to do it knock on wood

2020-04-02 20:00:52 UTC  

i hope you dont

2020-04-02 20:00:57 UTC  

Let’s hope you don’t

2020-04-02 20:01:03 UTC  

and if they were muslim you could pray to allah

2020-04-02 20:01:11 UTC  

allah and god tomato tomato

2020-04-02 20:01:13 UTC  

I’ll pray for the boys tonight

2020-04-02 20:01:15 UTC  

I dont have any muslims

2020-04-02 20:01:25 UTC  

ight

2020-04-02 20:01:28 UTC  

Yeah most of them don’t like America

2020-04-02 20:01:33 UTC  

I got a few mormon but they dont pray over their dead apparently

2020-04-02 20:01:45 UTC  

mormons annoy me

2020-04-02 20:01:48 UTC  

I don’t believe so

2020-04-02 20:02:04 UTC  

The ones I have told me they dont

2020-04-02 20:02:10 UTC  

So I go with it

2020-04-02 20:02:27 UTC  

I'll always carry a bible with me on deployments, I think it's generally good luck

2020-04-02 20:02:44 UTC  

The Quran legit says “kill the idolaters wherever you may find them”

2020-04-02 20:02:55 UTC  

But still freedom of religion; not all Muslims believe it

2020-04-02 20:03:19 UTC  

some mormons are cool but alot of them are cucks

2020-04-02 20:03:36 UTC  

My dad prays for me every night so I mainly carry mine for him tbh

2020-04-02 20:03:41 UTC  

like missionaries are annoying asf

2020-04-02 20:03:57 UTC  

yea thats how i was for my dad he carried his cuz i prayed for him

2020-04-02 20:04:03 UTC  

i mean they cant be cucks

2020-04-02 20:04:23 UTC  

by cuck i mean annoying

2020-04-02 20:04:43 UTC  

leave my front door alone and gtfo of my neighborhood