There was no love

Germany was good

It was anyways

But you are going to be my new daddy

What the fuck

I’m your original daddy

What the fuck

There's only one thing that can top this

Why havent you been home

I let Jesus take the wheel and he drove me out of town

I got a new ball can we play today

Pelth had been busy on restoring the Confederate States of America

The South shall rise again

If it rises again then it will be the north

Strasser states of America

Hey dad can we go see a movie

I can’t do that because they’ll get me to pay child support

Imagine having children with a girl that doesn’t love you

We can sneek in through the side door

Mom loves dad

She made him breakfast

I know i am no greta but dad loves me

I have a new family now son

I have more family too then dad

Maybe this one wont touch my dirty spot like father obrien

They’ll never know. Nothing personal kid *teleports behind you*

*unsheathes katana*

But dad why

*commits sepuku*

Or however you spell that

Close enough i love you dad arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

I saw a Facebook post on a legal advice page once

Ok

The lady asked if she can sue the babysitter for child support

Since "he took on a fatherly role"

I think I saw that before

I lost 50% of my braincells reading that

Hey everyone

Hey man