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im not mad im chill

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

hi chill

yes i agree pomp

ur a whore

HAHAHHA

-df cock and balls torture

**Cock and Ball Torture**: Cock and ball torture (CBT), [penis torture] or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, [genital spanking], squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, [urethral play], tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
*My doctor performed [cock and ball torture] on me to test my [genital] [resilience].*
*(<http://cock-and-ball-torture.urbanup.com/13921472>)* *9 more results*

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

-df whore

**whore**: A girl or guy who [sleeps] with multiple people. We're using the word to describe guys too if it [fits] them. Multiple means more than one. [Whores] will make up a weird definition of multiple.
*Don't make [excuses], whore.
[You'll never] become a [good husband] or wife if you are a whore.*
*(<http://whore.urbanup.com/13103984>)* *9 more results*

-df Alaskan pipeline

**alaskan pipeline**: n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber [overnight], then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of [Iowa] by Brian and [Andy] S. in 2001.
*[Andy]: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will [spank] us!"

Andy: "Aww [shucks] Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."*
*(<http://alaskan-pipeline.urbanup.com/781008>)* *9 more results*

Stop :)

-df val slut

**Val**: A woman who has an independent spirit and prefers to live life on her own terms. She places a far greater value on having a good time than on material possessions. But be warned that she has a very bad reputation for tempers, so do what you can to not set off any fiery displays. Lastly, she's extremely [perceptive], honest and [disdainful] of [deception] in her relationship. She works hard but parties even harder!
*Val is [always] [furious]*
*(<http://val.urbanup.com/5891497>)* *9 more results*

lmao

-df makara

**Makara**: a) Any woman of demi-goddess [status]. b) Any woman of awesome power who many [envy] and [look up] to.
*[Yo], damn! [That girl's] so [awesome], she's a Makara!*
*(<http://makara.urbanup.com/4827532>)* *6 more results*

-df Alabama hotpocket

**alabama hotpocket**: [shitting] in a girls [pussy] and using it as [lube]
*Yea me and [jessica] [got it] on with an [Alabama hotpocket].*
*(<http://alabama-hotpocket.urbanup.com/1819721>)* *9 more results*

-df folique

No result :(

-df marrana

No result :(

yum

kay

alabama hotpocket

-df peppermint swirl

**peppermint swirl**: when a woman is on top during her period then decides [to drop] the semen/blood mix into her [partner's] [bellybutton]. no outties.
*[the only] time i don't [gag] when it comes to c-u-m is when i'm givin the [ole] peppermint swirl*
*(<http://peppermint-swirl.urbanup.com/5853446>)* *9 more results*

time

-df zorra

**zorra**: A Spanish term [roughly] equivalent to the [anglo-saxon] "bitch", but with sexual overtones relating to the [relative ease] with which one can get her into bed.
*[puta] zorra [de] [mierda]*
*(<http://zorra.urbanup.com/1298187>)* *5 more results*

-df filoque

No result :(

-df pussy pocket

**Pussy Pocket**: A small [space] between [couch cushions] were one can sit, or store [items].
*Mom, [alysa] is stuck in that [pussy pocket].
I think [I left] my chips in that pussy pocket.*
*(<http://pussy-pocket.urbanup.com/10585011>)* *9 more results*

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