**August 18**: Is the day all hot men and women are [born], if your [child] is born in this date...[watch out]
*Man 1: [My wife] with [give birth] to my daughter on August 18!
Man 2: No way! [Watch out], pretty soon all the guys will be on her!*
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wow

-df Noah

**Noah**: Noah is the most entertaining person you'll ever meet. He has that perverted and sarcastic hilarious humor. He is sweet and romantic when he needs to be. You can count on him to make you feel better at any moment. He is definitely the smartest person. He knows the answer to all your questions. He has multiple talents that will continue to [amaze] you. He is the music genius. And not to mention he is hot, ATTRACTIVE,and gorgeous! [Any girl] who [rejects] him will definitely regret it later when they see how awesome he is! Any girl dating him is the luckiest girl in the world!
*Girl 1: [What are you looking at]?
Girl 2: [I'm looking] at Noah...why did I say no?! He is so gorgeous and funny and [ahhh]!
Girl 1: Ya, he is so amazing! I'm so lucky! *runs over towards Noah and kisses him**
*(<http://noah.urbanup.com/7078787>)* *9 more results*

hey anglo

bro

bro 🤠

bro

bro

what

-df yarisbel

No result :(

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

U FUCKING NIGGA

Hi sistets

-df pomp

**Pomp**: An [Afrikaans] [term] for [sex]
*I [pomped] [that chick] after [the party] last night*
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mmhmmm

finally i can drink my hot chocolate

-df Obama

**Obama**: [The Messiah] for [brain-dead] [Democrats].
*No [matter] what he says, no matter what he does, they'll [worship] [the great] Obama.*
*(<http://obama.urbanup.com/3170017>)* *9 more results*

Spooky spooky sisters

it's not too hot anymore

im gonna pomp u

which is obama's real last name

bin laden or care

care

care

Lol

actually it's cum

.

-df cum

lol k

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

pomp pomp

-df trent

**Trent**: If you meet a Trent, do not let him go. He will treat you like gold, and want you to feel happy all the time. He is hot, sexy, cute, very well [endowed] in the lower areas, and caring. He has the most amazing eyes and the sexiest voice. He can get easily aggravated, but has the ability to calm himself down in a matter of minutes. He will be the best thing in your life [guaranteed]. [I have never] met a more amazing man, and I want to spend my life with him.
*Trent, [I love you] [with all my heart] and I can't wait until we get everything [situated].*
*(<http://trent.urbanup.com/6997203>)* *9 more results*

I have a south african

accent

no