loud too

I like them light

Not bad

"PERIODT" @John Brook

they always say that

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I would only date white or hispanic girls

Isn't periodt a gem?

Or something

they said periodt as like

agreeing

say**

but the way they say it annoys me

pEriDOt poOh

-df peridot

**Peridot**: 1: A green semi-precious gemstone.

2: A character from Steven Universe, an animated television series on Cartoon Network. She has a green [peridot] stone embedded in her forehead, green skin, and yellow hair suspiciously similar to a [Frito Lay] chip. She was orginally evil and intent on using a bio weapon of sorts to explode the Earth, but eventually was converted to the [Crystal Gems]. She still retains her stubborn, egotistical and annoying personality, as well as her love of calling everyone else a "clod."
*1: [Wait], is this a Peridot or an [Emerald]?

2: Peridot really needs to stop calling everyone a [clod].*
*(<http://peridot.urbanup.com/10196402>)* *2 more results*

LOL

ya mom is semi-precious

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-8ball will i have kids soon

Yes

-8ball will pelths kids cost me tax money

Definitively not

Good

i can pay for my kiddies

all 5-12

Gonna need a nanny

A black one

LOL

having more people actually decreases taxes

Idk, when they can get like 3k a kid

Where does that money come from

ya mom

Exactly

I'd rather have 5 dogs than 5 kids

I want lots of land and a family manor

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And a lazyboy and rocking chair

Little Jimmy will make the varsity team and little Sindy will become a nurse

Meanwhile the wife Janet will be having him sign life insurance papers

i get poisoned and they collect the life insurance