**chad**: 1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.

The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the [riper] it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the [chaded] person is often oblivious to their [wafting] odour. Left unattended [the chad] will become skid marks.

2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term [bifurcated] into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the [ambiguity].

i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was [verging] on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.

[Differentiation] between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.

The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).

The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.

Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.

Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, čad in Croatian, csád in Hungarian, etc.
*Girl: [Phew] dude! I can smell your chad from here.

Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!

Girl: Did you wipe properly?

Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I [go wipe] again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of [oily] chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.

Girl: Dude! too much info!*
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imagine opening your legs smh

cant relate

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😌🙏

I heard a story of one guy who put a pencil in his dick hole

same

keep calm and keep your legs closed 😌 🙏🏻

yeah he is going to hell

If there is one

😔 I open my legs when Val wants to clap my cheeks

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i’d never;(

So who was pegging me last night?

casper

alex

Angie?

55 year old man

black man alex

C A S P E R

Whoops

-df pegging

**pegging**: anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his [penis up] the womans butt, the woman wears a [strap-on] and sticks it up [the mans] butt.
*charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything.
jean: i don't care charles. [i'll do anything] for you.
(jean proceeds [to peg] charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room)
dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, [jesus fucking christ]!
(kim enters)
kim: fuck! they're at it again!
dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on?
charles: do you guys ever knock?!*
*(<http://pegging.urbanup.com/960931>)* *9 more results*

Blacked

noodles got blacked

I’ll show you blacked

deport the mf

prostate stimulation is a gateway for gay

this is gay

stop

omfg

Angie stop you fucking Mexican

i do not like this one bit

Cat

i would’ve muted u by now

ffs

🤔

okay i’m gonna take meds now bye bye

zano irl