omg thomas is a TRANNY

pretty sure he had a bunch of kids

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Live to be 200 in colonial times
**OR**
🇧 Live a normal lifespan modern day

b

<:PepeComfy:588431729421975553>

comfy colonial life

not at all

but it does guarantee a lifespan of 200 years

my friend says b bc they would kill him in colonial times since hes black lmao

no

200 years

lifespan

is guaranteed

😌 🙏🏻

yes retard

no

i wouldnt want to live that long

imagine not liking renaissance music

stfu

gosh

you'd be like potentially invincible

we get it you like old man music

take on armies

you'd pretty much not be able to do anything by the age of 115 tho

old man tom parr

last 85 years of life would suck

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Save Abraham Lincoln
**OR**
🇧 Save J.F.K

boring

bruh

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have your blood sucked by a vampire
**OR**
🇧 Have your brain eaten by a zombie

a

A ain't that bad

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Only be able to laugh at blonde jokes
**OR**
🇧 Not be able to understand sarcasm

<:PepeComfy:588431729421975553>

i mean thats what i laugh at anyway

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be Super Grover
**OR**
🇧 Be Quail Man