-df pmsing

**pmsing**: Around a woman's period - for some its before, some its after, and some its during, they start to go through [mood swings] and become very emotional. Yes, theyll bitch and [blow up] at [the smallest] things out of nowhere and then go back to feeling normal. But also the littlest things can make them cry at times.
*"I was [PMSing] so badly today that when i [drove] by the [cemetery], even though i dont know anybody that has died or is dying, i started crying. *
*(<http://pmsing.urbanup.com/1800600>)* *9 more results*

Atleast the android doesnt nag

U WHORE

Hahahahaha

-df thicc thanos

**Thicc Thanos**: When dat George Farmen grill ass is FAT AS FUCK! When [antman] [stumbles] a pawn the THICC purple nigga, he cant help but to shrink and jump in dat testicle [looking ass].
*I [cume] when [i see] Thicc Thanos.*
*(<http://thicc-thanos.urbanup.com/13793176>)* *9 more results*

lol

true, the big fake nails are pretty degenerate

Pomp how do u not know what that means

mmm thanos

You’re lying

thanass

why are you gay @John Brook

-8ball thomas

No

how would it what that means

-df thomas

**Thomas**: Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an [outsider] never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can [enchant] a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often [crack jokes] that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “[peace maker]”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to [lurk] in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
*Thomas is a [really] [great guy] who deserves [recognition].*
*(<http://thomas.urbanup.com/13592711>)* *9 more results*

throwing shade i see <:kermit:591248635220721674> so be it

Miss me with that ghetto sht

-df glenn gould

Nobody ducking says that

**Gould**: An [average looking] teenager. Messy hair, lazy, [well hung], looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of [mind control] or powerful chemical hormone.
*[This kid] was a total [GOULD], all he did was smile at some chick and she [dragged] him to the bedroom.*
*(<http://gould.urbanup.com/7456450>)* *9 more results*

😌 🙏🏻

Pomp

They do

what whore

no they don’t

then why have I never heard of it

-df df

-df Jeremy Clarkson

Val

**df**: meaning : [da fuck]

df means almost the same thing as "wtf" but,it's more [flexible] and,you can use it in more than [one way].See example.
*Example #1

[Cisco]:"[D00d],that fucking car almost ran me over !"

Mike:"Yeah man,df kind of driving was that ?!"

Example # 2

Cisco:"Your mom was [blowin'] me real good last night ! XD"

Mike:"df dude !"*
*(<http://df.urbanup.com/3208106>)* *9 more results*

**Jeremy Clarkson**: A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and [speed cameras], once had his own chat show called [Clarkson] but was recieved too much [hate mail] for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
*Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just [bone idle] really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of [Spain]...[genius]*
*(<http://jeremy-clarkson.urbanup.com/1081555>)* *9 more results*

Val

-df piano

**piano**: The best instrument in the world. Best played with [Chopin] or [Grieg]. Most fun to play with candles burning while it's [storming] outside.
*[The girl] practiced piano for [hours on end] for [fun].*
*(<http://piano.urbanup.com/236951>)* *9 more results*

yes alex

Do you know what pmsing is

-df harpsichord