Message from @brodude

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2019-11-15 05:47:35 UTC  

**Tissues**: A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with [cope with] the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who [crys] when the going gets even a [tiny little] bit tough.
*D: [I can't handle] the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. [Take it like a man].

D: *[sniffles]**
*(<http://tissues.urbanup.com/5363517>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:47:44 UTC  

-df semen

2019-11-15 05:47:44 UTC  

**semen**: ejaculate from the [male penis]; tastes like [egg whites] mixed with [saltwater].Loved by some, hated by others.
*He rubbed his [cock head] between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to [get wet], he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer [strokes]. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina*
*(<http://semen.urbanup.com/438638>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:47:54 UTC  

-df necrophilia

2019-11-15 05:47:54 UTC  

**necrophilia**: What [possible] [reason] [could you] have for looking this up?
*[Necrophilia]? [Your mom] [worries] about you.*
*(<http://necrophilia.urbanup.com/1952259>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:48:05 UTC  

-df cum explosion

2019-11-15 05:48:06 UTC  

**Cum Explosion**: [A major] orgasm with semen [squirting] everywhere [after sex] or masturbation.
*That was [one cum] [explosion] you did to my [behind]*
*(<http://cum-explosion.urbanup.com/9324952>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:48:15 UTC  

Omg

2019-11-15 05:48:21 UTC  

explosive

2019-11-15 05:48:26 UTC  

Mega

2019-11-15 05:48:30 UTC  

-df cum gargler

2019-11-15 05:48:30 UTC  

**cum gargler**: A term used to [explain] a woman's [fettish] to show off her oral sex [skills]
*There was this [beatch] cum [gargling] the big [bad asses] dick.*
*(<http://cum-gargler.urbanup.com/925512>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:48:35 UTC  

-df yaoi

2019-11-15 05:48:35 UTC  

**Yaoi**: Many people (mostly fangirls) get the term Yaoi, mixed up with the term [shounen-ai] though the two may be closely related being that they both show relationships between male characters, there is a difference. One depicts [explicit] content So let's clear things up, shall we?

Yaoi is used to describe titles that contain sex scenes and other sexually explicit themes

[Shounen-ai] is used to describe titles that focus more on romance and do not include explicit sexual content
*We'll use the [Gravitation] manga series and doujinshi as an example
Gravitation would more likely be considered [shounen-ai] due to its focus on the characters' careers rather than their "love life"
Gravitation Remix and [Megamix] would be considered yaoi because of its emphasis on the characters' sexual relationships.*
*(<http://yaoi.urbanup.com/7044823>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:48:38 UTC  

-df abspritizen

2019-11-15 05:48:38 UTC  

No result :(

2019-11-15 05:48:43 UTC  

-df cum slut

2019-11-15 05:48:43 UTC  

**cum slut**: A girl or woman who loves sperm. A [connoisseur] of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its [gelatinous] texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. One who spends her days and nights in a continual quest for males who can provide her with large volumes of thick, [tenacious], opalescent jism.
*She was a cum slut with an exceptional appetite for sperm and she didn't much care where it came from. Although cum sluts [crave] cum in any orifice, my friend likes to drink a cupful through a straw. [Like many] cum sluts she also likes it as a dressing on noodles, salad, sushi etc. Some cum sluts brush their teeth with [the elixir of life].*
*(<http://cum-slut.urbanup.com/2206050>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:48:50 UTC  

-df Asian persuasion

2019-11-15 05:48:50 UTC  

**Asian persuasion**: The [spell] [cast] upon an individual in love with members of [the Asian] race.
*[ahhhh], that [tina], she's under [the asian persuasion]...*
*(<http://asian-persuasion.urbanup.com/1248969>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:49:09 UTC  

Lmao chink cope

2019-11-15 05:49:20 UTC  

-df china man

2019-11-15 05:49:20 UTC  

**China Man**: [Chinaman] is not the preferred [nomenclature]. [Asian-American], please.
*Also, Dude, [china man] is not the preferred [nomenclature]. [Asian-American], please.*
*(<http://china-man.urbanup.com/5355143>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:49:25 UTC  

-df zipperheads

2019-11-15 05:49:25 UTC  

**zipperheads**: A person who gets [kicks] out of [leaving] their 'flys' [open]
*[Zipperheads] are people who experience [The thrill] from an embarrassed person pointing out your fly/[zipper] is open!!!*
*(<http://zipperheads.urbanup.com/1950865>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:49:31 UTC  

-df Jap

2019-11-15 05:49:31 UTC  

**Jap**: A [racial slur] against Japanese person. Or person of Japanese descent. Nowadays people use this word without understanding the history behind this derogatory word. Japanese Americans living in the United States faced racial [prejudice] during [World War II]. This word shouldn't be forgotten, and shouldn't be used lightly even if there are other definitions for this word.
*"The [Japs] bombed [pearl harbor]"

Search for "[Executive Order] 9066" "Japanese American internment camps" on the web.*
*(<http://jap.urbanup.com/6925992>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:49:32 UTC  

-df chink

2019-11-15 05:49:33 UTC  

**chink**: [A racist] term used to [describe] the [Chinese].
**
*(<http://chink.urbanup.com/286380>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:49:48 UTC  

-df the nail salon that gives handjobs as well

2019-11-15 05:49:48 UTC  

**nail salon**: 1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A [scam] set up by [Vietnamese] immigrants to [bilk] money out of idiot women.
*1) "I'm going to get my [nails] done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and [polish] her [finger nails]."*
*(<http://nail-salon.urbanup.com/1180212>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:50:11 UTC  

-df Nigerian scammers

2019-11-15 05:50:11 UTC  

**Nigerian Scammer**: The man that called you about your [solar panels] or computer last night aka [Jared] from [the irs]
*The [Nigerian scammer] stole my [credit card] [info]*
*(<http://nigerian-scammer.urbanup.com/14218843>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:50:16 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-15 05:50:21 UTC  

-df Indian

2019-11-15 05:50:21 UTC  

**indian**: A [person] of [country] [India]
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*(<http://indian.urbanup.com/20819>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:50:25 UTC  

-df brown man

2019-11-15 05:50:25 UTC  

**brown man**: A person of Indian origin (includes pakistan and [bangladesh] too). Also known as [desi]. Usually used by "desi-s" them selves (just like a black man likes to call his brother as a [niger]).

Some might consider this as offensive.
*[Gupta] is buying a [Mercedes] [convertible]. I think he wants to show that he is not the regular brown man with a asian car.*
*(<http://brown-man.urbanup.com/1434308>)* *9 more results*

2019-11-15 05:50:37 UTC  

Indians are crazy man

2019-11-15 05:50:49 UTC  

Indians be wilding