**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Never be able to leave your native country
**OR**
🇧 Never be able to drive

Great

He had slaves

empcord humor = haha

-wyr

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be Wilma Flintstone
**OR**
🇧 Be Velma from the Scooby Doo mystery gang

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Always have bad hair
**OR**
🇧 Always have bad teeth

The real humor is emp humor

Top funny

yes ofc

biggest funny

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Win the World Series
**OR**
🇧 Win the Superbowl

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Attempt to survive a computer uprising (Terminator)
**OR**
🇧 Attempt to survive a zombie outbreak (Dawn of the Dead)

man we fucked empcord up so bad lole

People who win the Superbowl have CTE

Me not sucking cock

lies

People who win the world series do not have CTE

shut

What is that?

this is so deep guys

-df CTE

**CTE**: [Chronic] [Traumatic] Encephalopathy
*Boxers and Professional [Football Players] often suffer from CTE long after the blows [to the head] have [ceased].*
*(<http://cte.urbanup.com/11720087>)* *9 more results*

World series?

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Kill Voldemort
**OR**
🇧 Kill Harry Potter

don’t care

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard
**OR**
🇧 Get $20

-wyr

people say I look like Harry Potter

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be a heavy smoker
**OR**
🇧 Be a heavy drinker

Lole

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be on GUTS
**OR**
🇧 Be on Legends of the Hidden Temple

World series is baseball, you don't get hit in the head too frequently playing baseball, you do playing football

Sports is gay

i grew up w baseball