**midget**: A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget [mills], for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets [in the wild] are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, [wrestlers], and as collectables.
*I bought [sugar] packets, so I can [capture] the [coveted] and rare asian midget to complete my collection.*
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