**coochie**: [Another word] for [vagina], [pussy]
*[Ma'am] may i please [have some] [spare coochie]*
*(<http://coochie.urbanup.com/13220258>)* *9 more results*

kids these days smh

Yee ha

Do I care about marriage

no

should I

no

aight

-df Oreo

**oreo**: a [very cute] dog that is [black in] color and has a [white stripe] oh its belly.
*[look at] [my dog], she is such an oreo*
*(<http://oreo.urbanup.com/2550369>)* *9 more results*

No

ah that def is cute

-df avocado penis

**Avocado Penis Nigga**: Also known as the movie star Michael [Angelo], from the hit series Spongebob [Square Pants], this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to [negate] his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.
*Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a [rover]... don't [negate] [the suck] or he will make you bend over.*
*(<http://avocado-penis-nigga.urbanup.com/13666656>)* *9 more results*

Won't lemme post the pigs anyways lol

send me the pig @Trauma

what pig

ur mom pomp

-df jonathan

**Jonathan**: Jonathan is [the sexiest man alive], has very soft hair and is ripped AF. [Jonathans] are very kind and loving. If you meet [a Jonathan], keep him! You might never find one again. He is especially good at kissing and has a HUGE dick. The secret is. If you have a Jonathan every one will be so jealous.
*Jonathan : Hi!
Girl 1 : OMG! He is [soo] HOT
Girl 2 : Ya, he's my [BF]
Girl 1 : I'm soo [jealous]*
*(<http://jonathan.urbanup.com/14323687>)* *9 more results*

-df Toby

**Toby**: A Toby is someone lovable, caring and stylish.
They are very good friends, and will always be there if you need a shoulder to [lean on].
They can be a bit [thoughtless] at times with their choice of words, though it is rare for them to intentionally hurt you. Unless they dislike you.
Then they can be arrogant and selfish, and greedy and cold.
But overall, a Toby is [definetely] someone you would want as your friend/boyfriend; they are usually good-looking guys with a great personality.
*Guy: Im going over [to Toby's] place, wanna come?
Guy2: Yeah, he is always fun to be around with.

Girl: Omg, that Toby is sooo hot [and such] a gentleman!
Girl2: Nah, he is always so [arrogant] towards me!
Girl: He must not like you then.*
*(<http://toby.urbanup.com/5733047>)* *9 more results*

<:kek:538084230408830987>

😦

u whore

lucky you pelth

pomp

name now

-df ligma

**LIGMA**: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
*"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"*
*(<http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526>)* *9 more results*

black man

-df mud slap

**mud slap**: the act of partaking in anal sex, then [pulling out] and [slapping] your partner across [the face] with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.
*That [whore] didn't [like it] when I mudslapped her. [I was drunk] though.*
*(<http://mud-slap.urbanup.com/136832>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

I didn’t expect that shit

man

pomp's name is Yui

Yui ling wong

My name is mike

no