I want my casket to be part of the warhead of a scud missile to smash into North Korea.

I think the answer could be Hamburgers! Don't be racist now

Her teachers hate it, but the administrators love the government gibs

i want my funeral held in the ashes of tel aviv

i mean. sorry, i want my ashes scattered in greater izrul

Ok, when I was in High-School we focused on Civil Rights /once/ and that was in senior year when you could understand Civil Rights.. all the years prior in English class we studied classical English, read into the Odyssey and Iliad... We even at one time did a report over the Norse Sagas...

You know.. the ancient standard thought that created Western Civilization..

And over time.. they just began to focus more and more on civil rights..

So it was Civil Rights.. every year.. every Class..

yea but we dont do that anymore Austin. we now do stupid shit like saying that "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" is on par with anything Milton wrote that you know... define the English language

And now they want to replace Shakespeare with Government Reports..

I'm not kidding you...

no they want to say Shakes was written by a black woman. I'm not kidding you either dude, that is the line they feed in HS now. My students in college come in thinking a black woman wrote Othello

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here let me find it for you

I know you're not kidding.

http://urbanintellectuals.com/2016/02/01/shakespeare-black-woman-video/

"urban intellectuals" lawlz

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Fucking degenerates.

They took down a painting of Shakespeare's from the English department of Penn. Wanted more multicultural paintings

it's amazing how dumb they are

here is the thing: look at english lit pre-shakes and you see beauty, look at it after shakes and you see brilliance. shakes did so much for english, the man created the language used for hundreds of years. he is fucking uncompromised, and he took on the throne through his writing too

I now know why Socrates wanted an Enlightened Despotism rather than a fucking Democracy

yea democracy means regression to the mean

and the mean... by it's fucking name... is average. average people should not rule us

If the 'Average Standard' is lowered enough...

God help us

why does my vote count the same as a guy who steals TVs to sell at his pawn shop for crack?

i think we really do need an IQ test before voting. I really mean that.

When I first heard of a university they made it sound like this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Raphael_School_of_Athens.jpg

hahahaha that's not a university now

this is http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/university-of-texas-carry-dildos-instead-of-guns_us_57bf0342e4b085c1ff27fa3b

and yes some of those are my students, at my university

God help us.

and that is in ... TEXAS holy shit that is my university

if it was at Cal I could understand it, but that's Texas, the reddest state i the US

Praise Kek

It is Austin though

Universities are indoctrination centers...