they will execute you in college if you have someone else doing your homework and get caught

Ok and

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Take two ice cold showers daily; one upon waking, one before bed.

not i

you'll get kicked out and probably won't get in any other university

^

you’re deado

Pure exhaustion should be the only reason you go to sleep. Never enter your bedroom for any other reason.

basically me

Lock down a bar close to you. Know all the bartenders, have them bring you your water disguised as a vodka soda without having to order it.

By the time I reword and reformat an assignment it looks nothing like the same

no alcohol

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Have at least five, five/ten minute stories you can tell well. Make them up if you have to.

wot

Can you stop copying and pasting

Can you stfu

No

smh

Don’t ever disrespect me

Can you though

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Lol

Fatty

You’re coochie smells

That’s why your aunt died

i was almost kidnapped <a:lit:636781995900272640>

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Learn at least 5 phrases in every major language. Pronunciation is key.

Describe your perfect first date.

oo

don't get kidnapped bal

Nigga stop pasting

one was recently and other i was like 7

Movie theater then ass eating

welp

I don’t condone racism

Unless it’s against Jews

Ok nigga

So you do