Understand the joke now

In jail, my cellmate shared everything about him, so I know what it's like

-df simp

**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
*(<http://simp.urbanup.com/6861047>)* *9 more results*

That isn’t even the real definitions

@JesusHand go back to school kid learn education before you do your math again

What math did I have to do

Oh that's right your mommy and daddy are probably heroin addicts

ATF

No they aren’t

My dad actually owns several businesses and is doing quite well

And my mom works at a university

What’s the commies major

Yeah yeah sure your dad be in the meth business

hello libs

Nope

Excuse me answer me whore

Liquor stores and Pizza

Haha

@JB hiiii

what is commie man’s major

@JesusHand Probably got arrested when he was a kid

stupid

white

liberal arts

Uh

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whore*

Nope neither of them have ever been arrested

Wait actually?

liberal arts?

What a fucking idiot

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bruh in university ur supposed to fucking focus down on something

mane

he has no dreams

I do have dreams and making this America less capitalist

You will never achieve that dream

Yeh because you can’t get any money yourself