**grandpa**: Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who [fought] a war to protect his own country and family. Always [a playa], you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the [wise man] they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
*[Grandpa] Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure [grandpa]
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a [purple cow] I never hope to see one, but I can tell you [anyhow] I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.*
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