**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
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Over valuing a girl

Tf is this

Val

Do you have a bf?

<a:SaberDance:597854129855135769>

heck no

Ah okay

She’s a feminist

what

She wears a mad Max outfit

no

And acts guys in the hallway

Just checking if you’re capable of loving

Who look at her

what

Attacks*

boys have war cotties

cooties*

i am, just picky @Stresbal

Tf

<:ThinkSherlock:585560364431704070>

aren’t we all

Except the whores

It’s better to pick a good partner over 1 random botch

Bitch

true

hurr durr

That’s why Val won’t date her brother

Even though they’ve smashed 18 times

die

Brother

Thats to for

Far

IKR

it’s gay

Val if he wasn’t your brother would you smash

Not gay

i wouldn’t

If you are actually female

@Stresbal im single but stop hitting on me bro im married probably