this man

gay

We all need somebody to leannnnnnnnn withhhhh

lean on me

when you're not strong

-df siegfried

**siegfried**: The worst [residence hall] at Notre Dame. [Siegfried] hall is notorious for providing housing for males that were deemed too sexually incompetent, ugly, or downright stupid to be randomly placed into any of the other residence halls.

The previous winner of the [Darwin award] lives in Siegfried.
*Guy 1: "Hey how'd you do on your art test"

Guy 2: "I didn't show up, but the class is full of [Siegfried] kids so I still got an A".


Girl 1 "[Hey there's] a party at Siegfried with 2000 beers"

Girl 2 "I would have to drink all of them myself to even talk to one of those ogres"

Girl 1 "I'm gonna go kill myself for even [thinking about it]"


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and i'll be your friend

-df idyll

**idyll**: A [poem] that describes the aspects of country life. Also, a [subject] [fit] for such poem.
*[I'm a] [poet], so I will [write] an idyll.*
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🐴

🐐

🐓

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Val probably shits like a Minecraft arrow dispenser on a red stone clock

With a tick rate of 1

no

that’s oddly specific

is there something you’re not telling us

it's more like a water bucket

that’s pretty gay <a:fight:567843168914243615>

all at once

stop this buffoonery

😌 🙏🏻

Fuck a hand gun

Bitch I brought a Mac 10

<:peepobad:538084182644228112>

Got a keep a testicle Incase a nigga lackin

Glock with a dick on my lap, I’m in traffic

My pistol bloated, ready to unload it

Pop up least expected, like a notice

black

Thicc King*

Vals culture is the reason for my pain

sucks to suck

I’m shitting bricks right now

Cuz of a burrito

colon cleansing

mexicans always have clean colons