Message from @Scribblehatch

Discord ID: 479898137771638784


2018-08-17 06:21:52 UTC  

YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A SEGA CD?

2018-08-17 06:21:54 UTC  

But maybe if they had showed their support we would have actually gotten the good PC Engine games ported

2018-08-17 06:21:59 UTC  

WHAT YOU WAITIN FOR, NINTENDO TO MAKE ONE?

2018-08-17 06:22:04 UTC  

it's all her fault we never got Bonk

2018-08-17 06:22:05 UTC  

YOU HAVE SEEN THE GAMES...RIGHT?

2018-08-17 06:22:12 UTC  

WRONG ANSWER MAN

2018-08-17 06:22:15 UTC  

**SHOW EM**

2018-08-17 06:22:37 UTC  

One thing I miss more than anything else..

2018-08-17 06:22:43 UTC  

Was the ephemeral commercials

2018-08-17 06:22:49 UTC  

Those strangely high production... masterpieces.

2018-08-17 06:22:57 UTC  

Also when he took me (IN HIS VERY OWN CAR!) to buy an N64 for some reason he decided at the last minute to get a PS1

2018-08-17 06:23:01 UTC  

Okay I was a kid on AOL, in the kids only section

2018-08-17 06:23:07 UTC  

Went straight to Nintendo my first day on the internet

2018-08-17 06:23:17 UTC  

Saw a screenshot, an ONLINE SCREENSHOT MY GOD

2018-08-17 06:23:22 UTC  

Of something called "Super Mario RPG"

2018-08-17 06:23:25 UTC  

It was 3d. Holy shit.

2018-08-17 06:23:29 UTC  

HOLY SHIT.

2018-08-17 06:23:37 UTC  

I was awaiting this game

2018-08-17 06:23:39 UTC  

And one day..

2018-08-17 06:23:52 UTC  

"YOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OUT"

2018-08-17 06:24:13 UTC  

I only saw stills

2018-08-17 06:24:17 UTC  

And suddenly I was seeing it motion.

2018-08-17 06:24:28 UTC  

The script of the commercial being completely irrelevant.

2018-08-17 06:24:43 UTC  

This was like a shot of cocaine in the arm, dude.

2018-08-17 06:25:02 UTC  

Remember old flash/shockwave games? God those were bad

2018-08-17 06:25:06 UTC  

Yes.

2018-08-17 06:25:10 UTC  

Like the Lenny Loosejocks games

2018-08-17 06:25:25 UTC  

I've played some good flash games however.

2018-08-17 06:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479898624168296449/p8WNOHSJ1XTNH.png

2018-08-17 06:26:27 UTC  

I don't recognize that one, but madness interactive was great once you got used to it

2018-08-17 06:26:35 UTC  

I've played that one as well.

2018-08-17 06:26:39 UTC  

Very good games.

2018-08-17 06:27:01 UTC  

I remember fondly uppercutting people into the air by swinging the shotgun

2018-08-17 06:27:05 UTC  

I'm talking about late 90's flash games like this garbage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479898950833274891/hqdefault1.jpg

2018-08-17 06:27:07 UTC  

And once they were airborne, blowing them to bits.

2018-08-17 06:28:51 UTC  

Why are we talking about garbage all of a sudden

2018-08-17 06:28:53 UTC  

I mean damn

2018-08-17 06:28:56 UTC  

Why buzzkill on purpose

2018-08-17 06:29:24 UTC  

that first one you posted looked like it came from Newgrounds

2018-08-17 06:29:44 UTC  

Because it was amazing that there were FREE GAMES ON THE INTERNET