**Sex**: Sex is like math:

You add the bed,
[Subtract] the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And [pray] you don't [multiply].
*Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were [remembering] [high school math] in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild [monkeys]!*
*(<http://sex.urbanup.com/2957167>)* *9 more results*

-df chad

**Chad**: Smells like [liquid ass] he is very lame and [bad a] wrestling he like eating the other definition of chad, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald [receding] hair line is so bad
*“That is [a chad]. [yeah] He’s [what you think] he is.”*
*(<http://chad.urbanup.com/14490720>)* *9 more results*

sex can be for activities that support procreation

Poop between the balls and arse

FUCKING CLEAN YOUR CHAD BRUH

-df stacey

**Stacey**: A name for the most [awesome girl] ever. A girl who is constantly thinking about others and never herself. Good looking, kind, [selfless], and funny. Loves surrounding herself with [close friends] and always enjoys life.
*Stacey is the [epitome] of [class] and [good taste].*
*(<http://stacey.urbanup.com/4377673>)* *9 more results*

who's stacey?

it's supposed to be the female form of chad

oh

nasty

i can never sleep at 3 am for some reason

<:honk:583238347124637707>

at least lately

coffee?

i had some earlier

what time?

Two people in uk have Corona virus

idk

Pog

it's been a few hours

Don't drink coffee after 9

Nice to have known you

Is this the real death of the British empire

is it good or bad

china strikes back

Revenge of the China

The last China

Rise of China

Flu awakens

China: Returns

-whois @Lienn

Where in UK?

the queen

China: Awakens

she got sick from her secret bat soup addiction

She infected the whole country