Message from @JesusHand

Discord ID: 674054231929520144


2020-02-04 00:44:32 UTC  

**dick fart**: noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a [quofe] (also spelled [quof] or [quoaf]).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
*After [Reginald's] [catheter] was removed, he tried to [take a piss], but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.*
*(<http://dick-fart.urbanup.com/1542239>)* *9 more results*

2020-02-04 00:44:53 UTC  

Hmm

2020-02-04 00:45:01 UTC  

No fucking way

2020-02-04 00:45:13 UTC  

Yes

2020-02-04 00:45:16 UTC  

Ok guys

2020-02-04 00:45:21 UTC  

Im finna do it

2020-02-04 00:45:23 UTC  

For science

2020-02-04 00:45:25 UTC  

Do wat?

2020-02-04 00:45:26 UTC  

hello discord donald trump here i am once again asking for your votes it will be an election later and we need alot of votes can i count on you to vote me and keep powering our movement?

2020-02-04 00:45:41 UTC  

Male queef

2020-02-04 00:46:39 UTC  

Sounds tasty ngl

2020-02-04 00:47:54 UTC  

rip valeriaa

2020-02-04 00:48:43 UTC  

why

2020-02-04 00:49:22 UTC  

she have no mod and she is trying to demote someone lol

2020-02-04 00:49:28 UTC  

who

2020-02-04 00:49:47 UTC  

Me.

2020-02-04 00:49:50 UTC  

Hoes mad

2020-02-04 00:49:54 UTC  

-whois @Holly

2020-02-04 00:49:54 UTC  

2020-02-04 00:50:41 UTC  

Hi

2020-02-04 00:50:52 UTC  

hi

2020-02-04 00:50:55 UTC  

Hello my friend

2020-02-04 00:51:20 UTC  

-whois

2020-02-04 00:51:20 UTC  

2020-02-04 00:51:42 UTC  

-whois

2020-02-04 00:51:42 UTC  

2020-02-04 00:52:12 UTC  

Cmon guys

2020-02-04 00:52:22 UTC  

Put it in bot commands

2020-02-04 00:52:26 UTC  

God sake

2020-02-04 00:52:31 UTC  

Some people these days

2020-02-04 00:52:34 UTC  

fuck you

2020-02-04 00:52:35 UTC  

Ikr

2020-02-04 00:52:38 UTC  

😳

2020-02-04 00:52:46 UTC  

nOaH gets it

2020-02-04 00:52:54 UTC  

fuk you

2020-02-04 00:52:56 UTC  

;)

2020-02-04 00:52:56 UTC  

not as much as your mom gets this dick

2020-02-04 00:53:02 UTC  

Damn jesus

2020-02-04 00:53:08 UTC  

You got some weird taste

2020-02-04 00:53:21 UTC  

he tasted you dont worry

2020-02-04 00:53:36 UTC  

Damn