now open wide for daddy

XD

lemme top that waffle off

with sum nice whipped cream uwu

*greatly exaggerated based on a real story*

LOOOL

rip asian dood

idk ive only gotten positive responses from my nudes

and dont worry i wont show yall lol ye are safe

from my hedonistic ways

hey

did you

EAR

something

(slaps Julz)

i dont nose

eye, me either

maybe it was just a mouth looking for a lamp

we are

the knights who say *KNEE*

OK im done with the puns

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

YOU KNOW

that guy wanted to shoot himself after

lol

>inb4 the elevated suicide rate in japan

is bcuz small dicks

dont tell me nobody thought of that before tho ^^^^

yeah overworking

lol i mean as a joke tho

*small peener intensifies*

(i didnt know a scarecrow could have a small dick)

that .gif is still unironically hotter than like 98% of mainstream porn to me, because her expression is genuine