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-9%

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus/markets-suffer-record-meltdown-as-global-coronavirus-alarm-grows-idUSKBN20Z0DY

Dow Jones closed -9.99%, S&P -9.51%, NASDAQ -9.43%, FTSE -10.87%

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/eu-to-offer-2000-to-migrants-willing-to-go-home-from-greek-islands

based EU 👍

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20200312/p2g/00m/0na/019000c

genetically engineered catgirls

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus/coronavirus-hits-politicians-sports-and-showbiz-stars-as-it-spreads-across-globe-idUSKBN2100CH

wife of Trudeau ill @ingloo

https://nypost.com/2020/03/13/brazil-president-jair-bolsonaro-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

@Faustus Tuus finally... good news

*schadenfreude its addictive*

I bought pizza and pasta and ramen and dumplings lads

@Faustus Tuus wait what lol, I read earlier that he tested negative lol

oh its fixed now, the articel

*Despite earlier reports in local media, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has tested negative for the illness, according to a post Friday on his official Facebook profile.*

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/03/13/jim-bakker-coronavirus-cure-silver-solution-missouri-lawsuit-tammy-faye/

*sheeeeeeit*

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/mar/13/facebook-uncovers-russian-led-troll-network-based-in-west-africa

more countries get the gift today
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238574972018270210

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-nerds-wake-up-in-utopia-where-everyone-stays-inside-sports-canceled-social-interaction-forbidden

@impertinence they'reBASED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dWvTCdDQ4&feature=emb_title

basado

why does corona chan lose her clothes in the last panel

seks

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51901976

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/european-stocks-crushed-as-economies-shut-down-2020-03-16

https://soranews24.com/2020/03/15/japanese-students-hold-graduation-ceremony-in-minecraft-amid-school-cancellation/

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/mar/16/amazon-bans-sale-of-most-editions-of-adolf-hitlers-mein-kampf

@Soul-entity it's a symbol rather than anything else

oyveyzon

>banning mein kampf during a shortage of toilet paper

>stalag

@12345678910 what version do you read fren

stalag is the deathcamp

the what

he means that 'stalag' was the name for PoW camps in Germany