Nope I don’t have a credit card

But I can grab my mother’s

Just be sure to say my name exclusively and not any of the other simps who donate

Make me feel special

@Salvation_Crucifix Superchat me or whatever your name and i'll shoot a squirt gun and go "oh my gawd ____ thank yewww"

In a california accent

After all I’m donating my family’s hard earned cash to YOU, QUEEN

PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME, STEP ON ME, MAKE ME FEEL VALUED BY A GODDAMN WOMAN

@Twilight Star you sell trad bathwater?

What on God's earth is going on?.

@Skellington yes, Trad Girl Bathwater, the inside label has a list of reason to repeal the 19th ammendment in the shape of Nick Nick Fuentes' face

Nah

If Nick’s involved at all it needs to be slightly cat themed

I'll wear a tutu and cat ears

Nice

You can fly me to your town, put me in an Air BnB and take me on a 24 hour date

What did I just walk into?

And afterwards I’ll state on stream how gay I’m not and how it’s all ironic

@clossington apparently some LOLbertarian chick got invited into here and we are making fun of her

Autism

You shoukd join in, its pretty fun!

we're just hazing the newbie

I have super thin skin and require attention from men who call me a queen.

I cried when Bernie Sanders dropped out (again)

Which absolutely nobody saw coming

Tell me you don’t have a boyfriend

Because then I’ll be forced to unfollow you

I don't, I have a man servant who I force to wear shirts of candidates I support

Salvy is already hardcore simping, thinnly disguised with irony

@Twilight Star What are you?

@Fighting Gold I actually saw a video about this article and it was the worst SIMP thing I have ever seen

@clossington in regards to what?

some sort of trannie or something @clossington

E Grill

@Fighting Gold I do make fantastic barbeque

@Twilight Star where would you fit on this compass?

joins and starts gathering attention right away, big surprise

What do you expect

Haven't taken it for awhile

But Im cool with being a Boomer

It’s a girl

ON THE INTERNET

Oh my gawd

Of course we can’t leave this alone

its mostly you salvy