Old lady bruh

seems like you have a stalker like me alex

Bruh tell her to go tf away

Throw rocks at her

Punch through the glass and reach for her

I opened the door and she was like “I’m just here to know if you have the same problem”

I’m like um no

Physically assault her

Today in line at the grocery store an old lady told me to go into the express lane but the line was long so I told her to fuck off

Um

Fuck old ladies man

Ig

Don’t tell me where to buy tofu nigga

i would not fuck an old woman

thats just wrong

Unless she consents

i do not fuck old people

I would fuck an old woman, up to like 50, that’s the cutoff

Well they don’t fuck you with the face do they

I’d say “or the age” but that’s bad

lol

The age is just an estimator

For how soggy everything will be

Soggy and wrinkly

And weird colors

I'd fuck a year over and a year under my age

Did you know there are more than three primary colours

Mantis shrimp can see 16 primary colours baybieeee

I would fuck Melania Trump

Ew

You wouldn’t

Man I try to have a wholesome conversation about mantis shrimp

NO

I feel like if you want to fuck her you’re definitely fat

sex

No bruh @mofth I just like the idea of fucking the First Lady

Yeah sure

Cuck donald trump

Ivanka is hotter though

No

I understand why her dad would tap that