Message from @Gaston Chambers

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2018-01-14 02:12:23 UTC  

you mean you get a fish, strap a bomb to it then release it?

2018-01-14 02:12:29 UTC  

lol

2018-01-14 02:12:36 UTC  

Jihad trout

2018-01-14 02:12:47 UTC  

the calm of the catfish community was distrupted again by a suicide depthcharge

2018-01-14 02:13:04 UTC  

I think the fishes when they get pregnant would strap bombs to themselves and bite the bait

2018-01-14 02:13:20 UTC  

witnesses say they reported hearing allah glub glub before the blast

2018-01-14 02:13:40 UTC  

Skipped a step you have to convince it to become a Muslim and that Islam is a religion of piece before you strap the bomb on

2018-01-14 02:13:50 UTC  

no

2018-01-14 02:13:51 UTC  

#notalltrouts

2018-01-14 02:13:53 UTC  

we just force them

2018-01-14 02:14:06 UTC  

At gun point

2018-01-14 02:14:10 UTC  

no...

2018-01-14 02:14:14 UTC  

at hook point

2018-01-14 02:14:26 UTC  

they know not the gun but the hook, they know the hook

2018-01-14 02:14:35 UTC  

the way of the hook

2018-01-14 02:14:39 UTC  

gotta get into the mind of your prey.

2018-01-14 02:14:50 UTC  

Also unrelated note

2018-01-14 02:14:52 UTC  

Did this just devolve into a SpongeBob meme

2018-01-14 02:15:02 UTC  

waterboarding is now known as a freedom baptismal.

2018-01-14 02:15:17 UTC  

yeah

2018-01-14 02:15:20 UTC  

Feel free to use that one

2018-01-14 02:15:25 UTC  

This is /k/ now tho.

2018-01-14 02:15:38 UTC  

weapons related newsroom

2018-01-14 02:15:38 UTC  

Thank you komrade.

2018-01-14 02:15:48 UTC  

Nah were just the guns desk

2018-01-14 02:16:00 UTC  

You gotta have specialist man

2018-01-14 02:16:05 UTC  

were like the sports desk

2018-01-14 02:16:12 UTC  

only with more noise and less groping.

2018-01-14 02:16:47 UTC  

After all its not like they will suddenly never be another mass shotting or terrorist attack or war

2018-01-14 02:17:05 UTC  

>.> on that note im now itching for shadowrun

2018-01-14 02:17:46 UTC  

pale blue dot

2018-01-14 02:18:25 UTC  

What does this have to do with Carl Sagan

2018-01-14 02:18:49 UTC  

sagan operator

2018-01-14 02:19:17 UTC  

Carl gustav?

2018-01-14 02:22:48 UTC  

Carl Sagan scored the longest range confirmed kill in the vietnam war while operating from his time traveling crystalline spacecraft in the andromeda galaxy utilizing a browning .50 machine gun modified to operate from a closed bolt and with a scope on it

2018-01-14 02:23:08 UTC  

YOU DO NOT TAKE HATHCOCKS NAME IN VAIN YOU

2018-01-14 02:23:47 UTC  

He did it by accident too

2018-01-14 02:24:14 UTC  

He was shooting like a cowboy from the hip, and that bullet kept going

2018-01-14 02:24:17 UTC  

and it hit someone else

2018-01-14 02:25:19 UTC  

He did a 360 no scope

2018-01-14 02:26:21 UTC  

lol