i had a sip of that soylent once, it's not very good

weird flex

nigga why?

Fuck man

I wouldn't eat beans at all

some girl had bought one

Deary me

so i asked for a sip

uh look

he gets girls

awwww

no

how cute lol

was it ur sister

she bought it for herself and i walked over and demanded a sip

in law?

she obliged

👁️

You wanted it because she had her lips round it didn’t you

rofl

ahhaha

actually i wiped it with my shirt and she gave me a weird look

weird flex but okay

it was dry too

🆙 | **bringmethcringe leveled up!**

i didn't have to wipe it at all

i did it just to spite her

hahhaa

Also some retard is saying "BBBUT JUST BECAUSE GAYS DONT REPRODUCE THEY SHOULDN'T BE DEPRIVED OF HUMAN RIGHTS" and I'm like, bitch I'm an authoritarian

I don't fucking care about you or you ideas

Take mine or die

simple as

<:Chad:591247390837702685>

u wish lol

tread on them.

major cope

watch the texts come in with seething rage

prove me wrong.

there, you're learning

Stoicism~