ur mom

with her big butt

Frog run him down with your Chevrolet shitbox

Actual federal agent

I have a couple plans for that one

Gtfo fed

@mofth

How dare you

"who hurt you" very original

lol

I have never felt anything, thus I have not been hurt

thats angie

s line

@Pelth triggered LOL

I am an Irishman and an anarchist I would never work for a government especially not the u.s. government

Fedposterrrrrrr

i keep forgetting youre male

Actually that’s not entirely true I think working at Area 51 would be pretty neat

@mofth which car did you rig up

get the hell out CIA NIGGE-

Hehehehehehhee

Cough

None

glowie

-df glowie

**Glowie**: Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native [population's] habits, patterns and speech makes them [stick out like a sore thumb] to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, [glowposting]
*[I feel ya], [glowie]. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop [larping] kill [the blank] now " that is a glowie pure and simple.*
*(<http://glowie.urbanup.com/14572562>)* *9 more results*

ohhhhhh

Jesus Christ mofth sticks out

So much

Damn if I was CIA don’t you guys think I’d have better things to do

He’s IRA larper glowie

Like spy on you guys through your cameras

Or be heterosexual

😳

👀

No gays work for the CIA that’s for damn sure

why the fuc are you bi

CIA needs spies m8

@mofth suck my dik u dirty irish larper

you are 50% bi thought right or smth

Alright what CIA secrets do you guys wanna know