Message from @Swiss Dave

Discord ID: 676672686625128454


2020-02-11 06:13:08 UTC  

Fuck the people

2020-02-11 06:13:12 UTC  

17 min left

2020-02-11 06:13:17 UTC  

And i fuck off from here

2020-02-11 06:13:19 UTC  

THE PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY

2020-02-11 06:13:23 UTC  

FUCK

2020-02-11 06:13:25 UTC  

YOU MUST KNEED MORE

2020-02-11 06:13:26 UTC  

THE PEOPLE

2020-02-11 06:13:29 UTC  

NOOOO

2020-02-11 06:13:31 UTC  

BAKE

2020-02-11 06:13:56 UTC  

kneed my ass fagit

2020-02-11 06:13:59 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-11 06:14:26 UTC  

Oh god oh fuck the revolutonaries have arrived at the gates of the royal palace

2020-02-11 06:14:30 UTC  

The people demand bread

2020-02-11 06:14:41 UTC  

Bake you you useless royal baker

2020-02-11 06:14:42 UTC  

Give em croissants then

2020-02-11 06:14:46 UTC  

BAKE MORE

2020-02-11 06:14:53 UTC  

BAKE THE CROISSANTS

2020-02-11 06:14:58 UTC  

Idk how to make them

2020-02-11 06:15:03 UTC  

😌

2020-02-11 06:15:36 UTC  

Oh no no no no they've gotten through the gates the royal guard couldnt hold them

2020-02-11 06:15:40 UTC  

:woja

2020-02-11 06:15:45 UTC  

Woja

2020-02-11 06:15:47 UTC  

<:wojakcrying:580864744651489290>

2020-02-11 06:16:02 UTC  

Im getting the hell outta here

2020-02-11 06:16:03 UTC  

They're coming to get me

2020-02-11 06:16:06 UTC  

You deal with the mob

2020-02-11 06:16:10 UTC  

I'm out peace

2020-02-11 06:16:18 UTC  

THE LOB WILL HANG ME UPSIDE DOWN

2020-02-11 06:16:22 UTC  

MOB

2020-02-11 06:16:24 UTC  

*breaks the window*

2020-02-11 06:16:32 UTC  

*jumps outside*

2020-02-11 06:16:47 UTC  

Betrayed...by my royal baker...jumping from the window at the 4th floor...

2020-02-11 06:16:57 UTC  

AH FUCK MY LEG AHHH

2020-02-11 06:17:14 UTC  

Well deserved...

2020-02-11 06:17:42 UTC  

I shall now await my cruel fate, alone, in my throne room

2020-02-11 06:18:05 UTC  

they are going to skin me alive dave

2020-02-11 06:18:06 UTC  

I can hear the chants... _hang the king! Hang the king!_

2020-02-11 06:18:09 UTC  

i can't run away

2020-02-11 06:18:15 UTC  

not with this broken leg

2020-02-11 06:18:31 UTC  

You chose this for yourself!

2020-02-11 06:18:38 UTC  

All you had to do was bake more