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wanna sleep in the oven?

oh fuck

no no I'm not Jew

it's pretty comfy when it's turned off

hmm

ahh you gon turn it off

then yes

i mean

up to you

it's at 221C now

wanna try getting inside?

committing suicide in an oven must be fun

Yes.

dirty af too

do you work at your daddy's company?

yea

i'm destined to inherit it

that's comfy

it's nice money

but i hate the shift so much

@sokowirówka14 i've watched this

at *1000 ways to die*

@yeezus how u'd deal with this situation

(ill explain a bit about this african country)

My answer is: tired

@yeezus go to bed then kochanie

n-no

I will then

Gonna fall asleep t work

uff

* african country
* no progressive zones (outside blessed parts of its 2-3 *decent* cities)
* talk about condoms.. THEY'LL BE FAGS BLAH BLAH BLAH
* random teencis couple have sex
* surprise pregnancy
* they're ok (but girl's mother've discovered her pregnancy and wanted an abortion *coz they're POOr* )
* remember this *talk about condoms will made em fags thing*

* after some bribings they've got a fake certificate (its an african country so bribing its ok)
* 7month abortion


* no one knows what to do
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/this-dad-begged-for-the-life-of-his-7-month-old-unborn-son-his-ex-aborted-anyway
@yeezus @ohapenny what would u do (at ths situation)

@violetvenomkiss bread

The answer is bread

Breathe

Breathe in the air

Dont be afraid to get

Bread in the air

and for extra lulz
* hazteoir (the malofeeev *yep the dude who's sanctioned for the donbass mess* + mexican gangs (((el yunque))) cancer) its moaning that their gov its tooooo lib (they'd outlaw any abortion *as a classical african country* + they're bribing pooliticians to do so
* their judges are trying to wash their hands (if talk about condoms will turn'em gay... at least ciz couples could *delete* their accidents)
* their stupid president wants to dodge this issue (coz he has troubles and a *culture war* could be reaally a badthing *he's facing protests, and the laaast thing that he neeeds its a fight between malofeev freaks and antifa idiots* )

@yeezus if i were him i'd made this
* shove sexed (if these folks were aware about condoms this abortion wouldnt've existed)