This winter has been no winter

Lets talk about the weather

Too warm

For winter

...

Wanna talk about the weather?

No

I said no

Literally first day it snows here

Heinz hot ketchup is not hot at all

Fuck germany

Why eould tomatoes with vinegar and sugar be spicy

Because they wrote hot on it

yeah the idea of spicy ketchup is awful

just eat hot sauce

Pussies

Ok

Local brands ketchup is hot

Hooot

I got scammed by the jewrmans

I've seen recipes for homemade ketchup it seems interesting

Ketchup is babbies first homemeade xondoment

Mever make mayo

Thats how you get.salmonella

Refugees are getting killed at the tr-gr border

the eggs here are pasteurized

you can eat them raw

What

so mayo seems easy enough

I dint inderstand

How

it means they heat the eggs enough to kill the bacteria

so raw eggs are fine

And oh yeah fuck European Union with their enforcing of quotas

Bacteria diea at temps way higher than the temp at which eggwhite denaturizes

I dont get it

They tried here to enforce a quota for home made alcohol

Fuck you EU

that being said I would love my own chickens