I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

This is my last post. Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several months ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on Facebook that seems to become more and more popular by the day. Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizzare, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several months interacting with people I had never met before in my life, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long. And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention. And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night. But, finally, my mission is complete. Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this group, potentially exposing some of your admins' most well kept secrets. I'm deactivating this account at midnight, but before I do, I just want to let you know you all make me sick.

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tie niggers to trees, whip niggers into obedience, slingshot niggers into orbit, rocket niggers into the sun, deficate in a niggers food.

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.

okay we delete gore and any porn and naked girls but leave the nigger dick
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i see where this discord is going
its disgusting
you people should be ashamed

ME HARDIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE NIGGERS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!

UNFATHOMABLY DARK-COLORED INDIVIDUALS
SMELLING SO HORRIBLE, SPEAKING IN UNINTELLIGIBLE UTTERANCES
AH DARK CREATURES FROM BEYOND THE SUBURBS, HORRIBLE AND TWISTED MANIFESTATIONS OF THE URBAN DEPTHS
WHAT HELLISH UNNATURAL FORCE RELEASED THY SOUNDCLOUDIAN WRATH UPON MY RUGGED SOUL

now let me explain to you newfags and zoomerpepegas why loud videos are not funny, at least not anymore. because it doesn't work in this channel anymore, anyone with an iq above 90 knows and is prepared that theres faggots like you posting them, so they have their volume at the lowest, where a earrape video doesnt "scare" you anymore and its just an annoying pointless video spamming the videochannel. if you wanna meme/be edgy, then use this video in a normie channel, u fucking spergs, learn from the boomers.

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so fucked.

You are a retard. I hate you. I hate the fact you exist. You are scum. You are an absolute fucking douchebag. You are a lowlife piece of human garbage. You absolute fucking retard cunt. You are a waste of a human being. You've done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that's important. You dumb cunt, you piece of shit. You're not even a son of a bitch, that's too dignified a term for what you are. You know, you're not even human. You don't deserve the word human because you are that much of a fucking disgrace to people all around the globe, worldwide. It's a dishonor to put you in the same sentence with that word, you asshole. Are you fucking proud of yourself? Are you proud of having accomplished absolutely nothing in your life? You have only done bad things in this world. You do not deserve to live, you shit. You are a terrible excuse for a human being. You are an ABSOLUTE cunt. You are nothing but a faggot brainlet. You sleazy two-faced bastard. You slimy sluggish asshole. You TRIFILING motherfucker. You are literally worth nothing. You make my god damn stomach crawl, You have single-handedly made me lose my faith in God. You are the reason why I hate humanity. You are a piece of fucking trash. Your worth is comparable to a piece of dog shit left on the ground, you fucking asswipe. People like you are the reason why people get abortions. How does it feel to be the problem? You piece of shit. You dumb fucking cretin, you absolute fucking buffoon, bumbling idiot. Fuck you.

Holy fuck I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a FAT ass and a great personality. Send this to 19 other babes before midnight to stay healthy and hot

I saw the fucking child right infront of my car, so i ran that bitch over and heard fuckin KAPOWWW KABOOOM KAKAKAKAKAKALAWKAFLA fuckin noises type shit i just fucking stole his life my nigga, i just fuckin YOINK that nigga bruh i fuckin got out of the car... And you know what i saw? YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING SAW?!?!?!? I saw my fuckin dog humpin his ears, with his little fucking small ass dick like NIGGA BRUH THIS LITTLE BITCH FUCKIN DIED AND GOT RAPED BY A FUCKIN DOG so im just like getting back in my god damn car and im just fuckin running my dog over too because im like screw it man i need chinese food im fuckin hungry. after that the fucking neighbors heard splatters and KASFAFWFIWJASKF fucking type sounds and decided to come the fuck out for no fucking reason and saw me running over a child and a dog im just like, hey it was an accident and they just fuckin call the cops so i just fucking ran them over too and this little fat bitch wouldnt fucking die from the grill of my car like she was stuck in it like i fuckin RAMMED her into a concrete wall, like a fuckin CONCRETE HARD FUCKING ROCK HARD DICK HARD WALL and she aint even dead so im just fuckin nutting on her so she can feel the fucking juice one last time before she goes so im just getting in my car, and im fuckin going in the river leaping out of my car and drowning that bitch turns out my car just fucking sank and im just fucking pissed that imma have to pay car insurance so imma have to fucking murder myself but then i forgot about life insurance so then i just fucking bombed my home killing a poor innocent woman with big breasts which was my sister, she was hot my mom was not i fucked their dead body and i tried sucking my own dick.

Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 2 to describe the use of sound in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Gondry, 2004).
Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 4 to describe the use of editing in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Psycho (Hitchcock, 1960).
Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 5 to describe the use of camera movement in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Rope (Hitchcock, 1948).

Message to the Church in Philadelphia

7And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;

8I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. 9Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. 10Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth. 11Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown. 12Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name. 13He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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no more filter'

SORRY GUYS

DO YOU FEEL THAT GAYS AND LESBIANS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TEACH IF THEY DO NOT BRING THEIR SEXUAL TENDENCIES INTO THE CLASSROOM?
No one would know, and therefore no one would care, about the sexual practices or pleasures of any such human unless they put it on the table. School is not a place for a teacher or any other tax-paid adult to be discussing, directly or indirectly, their sexual "preferences" or those of any other person. If such a person could and would go about their business in a professional, mature and responsible manner, it would never be a problem with their conduct. Our experience, however, is that with persons who are homosexual (just like their scriptural models), they typically feel compelled to "share" their perversion with any and everybody surrounding them. They do this with a certain degree of misplaced pride and an apparent compulsion to insist on others' approval. When that happens to any least degree in a school setting, it is grossly improper and should be removed from the environment. Any such person engaging in that behavior is not a suitable teacher in any school.

tom the fat retard eating mac and cheese to try and lure little kids into his dining room

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I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about niggers, written by a nigger, talked about how niggers needed more et. cetera. The needs of a nigger are endless, a nigger on every television channel, a nigger in every movie, nothing but nigger music for niggers and those who wish to be niggers. that is almost worse than being a nigger. at least a nigger does not want to be a nigger. a nigger does not want to be a nigger so badly he will kill everyone who is not a nigger just so that he might not be reminded that he is a nigger. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no nigger had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the nigger was the freed the world became the nigger's slave.
At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the niggers, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the darkies. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlights the gangs of niggers, in feral nigger packs, would sutmble and howl, liquored-up on cheap nigger drinks and enthused by the scantily clad negresses. In the day these niggers were more docile. The tumult of the niggers grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no niggers ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the niggerstained streets and wait in the subway overrun by niggers. Every nigger looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as niggers, knew what I, as not a nigger, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were niggers or niglets. Each niggger stared at the other niggers with the suspicion that infects every nigger due to the violence inherent in each nigger and no one knows what a nigger is capable of more than a nigger. that is why niggers always leer as they do, for niggers assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a nigger's.

In the fresh blossoming night air after I had risen from the stench of the niggersoiled subway I felt a peace that can only be known when all niggers are absent. Perhaps this is why niggers are so disgruntle, they never have the chance to leave niggers behind. Perhaps these types of free and fresh nights are not available to niggers who must leer with niggerhate in their niggerheads adn niggerhearts all day of their niggardly lives. But now the streets were clean, vacant of all niggers and the cacophony of niggers. I had come out of that nigger-Gehenna where the golems of the niggerloving kikes waste and writhe. I was lost in the coolness of a midnight devoid of darkies. It was almost ruined, knowing that I would have to return ot hte niggers. Knowing that everywhere else, niggers were muddying everything with their niggerhands and their niggernotions. But for now there was the peace of no niggers.

@Double Negative bad word

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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

Fucking racist ass cotton picking nigger

The inrony in my comedic phrase was the fact that I was implying that you were racist despite me using the same racially offending term that you used above. The whole situation is rather humorous when compared to the amount of craftmenship that went into setting up these whole encounter in the first place. Farthermore to back up my claim I also do participate in the practice of identifing certain people based on there skin tone in a rather racist maner. Please excuse my misspelling while pointing out the comedic "gold" that I have just used.