Yes and it's good stuff

A Chinese couple coughed in front of me in the airport and I got real scared

I think we need an ethnic cleansing in Britain just in case

You visited the land of milk and honey, and then went back to the land of Mohamed rapey

Only the south

I saw more negros in America then I’ve ever seen in Britain

Nah, we need an email of all the dumbass shit you say to your school

Haha 😂

How's that for your ethnic cleansing

The cops are watching me, man

They searched through my phone two times

Someone called the metro police on me

Hmm

For “wrong think.”

I made a tweet about it

Was the report made by Lord Biggus Dickus?

If so then that was me

They asked me for my iTunes password, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they are watching me right now

Would you like me to give them your iTunes password?

No thank you, Rag.

But the report wasn’t because of you

Do you know what a Stingray is? And not the thing that killed Saint Irwin

Or a Triggerfish?

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I had to talk to this organisation called “prevent” before I went on my trip. Because I called a kid in my college a nigger last year. Anyway the guy representing the organisation made a conspiracy that I was going to get my America friends to beat up my class on the trip. So he probably then called the metro police.

No I don’t

They're really cool devices

I can even build them cheaply

What are they

Using a digital radio and some other misc stuff

Is that a bomb

Well your cellphone thinks it's a tower

You’re trying to get me to search it on google

And then I get all the data off a phone that connects to it.

Funny thing is you can't actually stop the connection even with your phone turned off

Wait what

The cops are sneaky

It pretends to be a cellphone tower and cellphones will automatically connect if it's closer than the actual tower

And it harvests all the data

Wow

It's amazing